Married In London
We're married in London
but not in New York
Spain says we're Kosher
The States say we're pork
We wed in Toronto
The judge said "Amen"
and when we got home
we were single again
It's hard being married
and living in sin
Sometimes I forget
just which state I am in
Thank God I'm not Catholic
I'd be a mess
trying to figure out
what to confess
My passport in Sweden
says I've got a wife
Amsterdam tells me
I'm partnered for life
but back in America,
Land of the free,
I'm a threat to
the national security
If I were a frog
here is what I would say --
It's hard being green
It's hard being gay
but love has no color
and hearts have no sex,
so love where you can,
and bugger the rest
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All tour dates updated on January 18, 2019
Wednesday, March 6th
Tiedtke Concert Hall, Winter Park, FL
Tiedtke Concert Hall
Winter Park, FL
Phone: 407-646-2233
Visit the venue's website
Master Class - Free Event.
Thursday, March 7th
Tiedtke Concert Hall, Winter Park, FL
Thursday, August 8th
Egyptian Theatre, Park City, UT
Egyptian Theatre
Park City, UT
Phone: 435-649-9371
Visit the venue's website
Master Class with Livingston Taylor.
10AM to 2PM
Friday, August 9th
Egyptian Theatre, Park City, UT
Egyptian Theatre
Park City, UT
Phone: 435.649.9371
Visit the venue's website
With Livingston Taylor.
Tickets on sale May 1, 2019.
Saturday, August 10th
Egyptian Theatre, Park City, UT
Egyptian Theatre
Park City, UT
Phone: 435-649-9371
Visit the venue's website
With Livingston Taylor.
Tickets on sale May 1, 2019.
Sunday, August 11th
Egyptian Theatre, Park City, UT
Egyptian Theatre
Park City, UT
Phone: 435-649-9371
Visit the venue's website
With Livingston Taylor.
Tickets on sale May 1, 2019.
Wednesday, August 14th
Ridgefield Playhouse, Ridgefield, CT
Ridgefield Playhouse
Ridgefield, CT
Phone: 203-438-5795
Visit the venue's website
With Livingston Taylor.
Thursday, August 15th
Theatre At Westbury, Westbury, NY
Theatre At Westbury
Westbury, NY
Phone: 516-247-5100
Visit the venue's website
With Livingston Taylor
On sale date TBASaturday, August 17th
The Wilbur Theatre, Boston, MA
The Wilbur Theatre
Boston, MA
Phone: 617-248-9700
Visit the venue's website
With Livingston Taylor
On sale date TBASunday, August 18th
The Egg Performing Arts Center, Albany, NY
The Egg Performing Arts Center
Albany, NY
Phone: 518-473-1845
Visit the venue's website
With Livingston Taylor
On sale date TBA
