Married In London
We're married in London
but not in New York
Spain says we're Kosher
The States say we're pork
We wed in Toronto
The judge said "Amen"
and when we got home
we were single again
It's hard being married
and living in sin
Sometimes I forget
just which state I am in
Thank God I'm not Catholic
I'd be a mess
trying to figure out
what to confess
My passport in Sweden
says I've got a wife
Amsterdam tells me
I'm partnered for life
but back in America,
Land of the free,
I'm a threat to
the national security
If I were a frog
here is what I would say --
It's hard being green
It's hard being gay
but love has no color
and hearts have no sex,
so love where you can,
and bugger the rest
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All tour dates updated on February 21, 2012
Thursday, April 19th
Sterling And Francine Clark Art Institute, Williamstown, MA
Sterling And Francine Clark Art Institute
Williamstown, MA
Phone: 413-458-0524
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One hour workshop beginning at 5:30PM.
Friday, April 20th
Sterling And Francine Clark Art Institute, Williamstown, MA
Sterling And Francine Clark Art Institute
Williamstown, MA
Phone: 413-458-0524
Visit the venue's website
Saturday, April 21st
Queens Theatre In The Park, Flushing Queens, NY
Queens Theatre In The Park
Flushing Queens, NY
Phone: 718-760-0064
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Two shows! 2:00PM and 8:00PM. There will be no signing after these shows.
Sunday, April 22nd
Tarrytown Music Hall, Tarrytown, NY
Tarrytown Music Hall
Tarrytown, NY
Phone: 877-840-0457
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There will be no signing after this show.
Wednesday, April 25th
Alabama Library Association Convention, Hoover, AL
Alabama Library Association Convention
Hoover, AL
Janis will give the keynote address for the opening of the Alabama Library Association Convention. Details to be announced.
Thursday, April 26th
Duling Hall, Jackson, MS
Saturday, April 28th
The Bluebird Cafe, Nashville, TN, USA
The Bluebird Cafe
Nashville, TN, USA
Phone: 615-383-1461
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Janis joins Craig Carothers & Tony Arata for a special threesome in the round. There'll be a couple of new songs too, we're told!
Friday, May 4th
Library Theatre, Hoover-Birmingham, AL
Library Theatre
Hoover-Birmingham, AL
Phone: 205-444-7888
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With Karla Bonoff.
Saturday, May 5th
Library Theatre, Hoover-Birmingham, AL
Library Theatre
Hoover-Birmingham, AL
Phone: 205-444-7888
Visit the venue's website
With Karla Bonoff.
Saturday, May 12th
Warren Wilson College, Asheville, NC
Warren Wilson College
Asheville, NC
Phone: 828-298-3325
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Janis will be giving the Commencement Address.
