Funny but true!

[saxman]

My gay Daughter once said to me. Dad if you didnt Make me play soccer, with the girls i wouldent be gay. # 2 Dad if we fly to see you in Az , will i have to fly over the sun. the same daughter has a teaching degree from UCSB with a 4.0 ave. Whats Your Most Funny Questions from your kids? or sayings?

[Randy & Betty in Pa]

Hiya Mike...

Kids say the strangest things, filled with true well thought out logic... I want to be like that when I grow up...

When my daughter was about 5 she asked me if she would ever look old like me.... I told her no, she probably wouldn't have a beard.... To that she looked at me thoughtfully and said Good I wouldn't always want to cut myself shaving like you do.....

Best to all Mike best to Lonye and the rest of your gang....


R. from Pa.

[Bat]

When I was little, about 3, people would ask me what I wanted to be when I grew up, and I would pipe, "An electrical engineer, just like my Daddy."
When I was 4, I was getting tired of the question, so once I answered,
"A Man."
Mama said, "Honey, we have to talk."
When she said I was going to grow up to be a woman, I didn't believe her... after all, she told me about Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, didn't she?
When I was 11, and it was becoming apparent she hadn't lied, I just bawled.
...and they say we're not born this way?
I know better.

[Judy]

When my daughter was about 4, I walked into the room wearing suspenders and she immediately asked what I was wearing.
"They're called suspenders," I answered.
She came closer to better apprise herself of them and then asked "What are they for?...To hold your shirt on?"

Judy

[DaveM]

A neighbor's grandson, around five at the time, once asked me "what are ants for?"

About the same time he informed me that the cat had a little motor inside.

[Agnes]

Not having any kids of my own, but I *am* an aunt...

My sister's second son, all of 3 years old at the time, used to ask all the obvious questions. One day, my sister was vacuum cleaning and he asks her all time favourite 'What are you doing?' To which my sister replied "I'm baking a cake". He just looks at the vacuum cleaner and says "May I sit on the sink?" (to watch and 'help')

[ponytail]

My best friend's son, who is now grown, used to say hilarious things when he was little. My favorite was something he said at about age 6, when his dad and I were watching the silent film Nosferatu, and another friend came over. He pointed to the TV screen and said, "that movie's so old, it's from before people knew how to speak!":confused:

[Eva]

A collegue told me this one. She and her little daughter (about 5 or 6) had both been showering and they were now putting on their clother. The girl asked. "Mommy, why do you have hair under your arms and on your girlthingy?" My collegue explained her: "Well, when children grow up they get hair in several places on their body. It happens to everyone." The girl thought about this and asked: "But it didn't happen in your face, like with daddy?" My collegue said: "No, with girls it usually doesn't happen in their face. Only under their arms and on their girlythingy." The little girl stared at her mothers pants and decided on something: "Mommy, I think I like your face better..."

Eva

[mixtymotions]

When my daughter was 5, our Irish Setter Molly blessed us with 13 pups. Thinking this was a great learning experience for my daughter, and well worth missing a day of kindergarten, I kept her home to watch the great event. Naturally, she was curious to know how the puppies got in Molly's tummy, so we discussed at length how conception happens and the miracle of birth. Later that evening, my daughter was standing on a chair next to me at the kitchen sink, "helping mommy" wash dishes. My daughter has icy blue eyes, like a Husky, and an abundance of lush, beautiful eyelashes. She turned her little face up to me, locked those eyes on me, and sincerely asked, "Mommy....what did I look like when I was a puppy?"

[DaveM]

Hmmm....some friends were doing the counterculture thing a decade and a half ago and decided to have a home birth (ordered the supplies and instruments from a veterinary catalog, as I recall). The expectant father was shooting away with a clunky old VHS camera while Mom was in labor, the midwife was coaching away, and the couple's five year old was running all over the house seeking attention.

The great moment came....the baby's head appeared....and the five year old stuck her head right into the center of the camera view and yelled: "Look, Mommy, it's a puppy!"