The 2nd Annual Jimbie Awards!

[Sara]

And now, dear friends, as we close out 2009 and begin 2010, it's time for the second annual Janis Ian Message Board (JIMB) Awards, known among us as the Jimbies.

As we did last year, we need an initial nomination and a "second" to put the nominee into serious running in any given category. You may use any of last year's categories and/or create new ones. Most of all, have fun! :D

Examples of last year's categories:


best avatar
best graphic designer
most twisted
best pole dancer
don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful
grooviest person
best demented lyrics
grill & party organizer extraordinaire
most girlfriends like that
get outta my way/trample the weak - I see a cute butch
most miles traveled to see Janis
unforgettable varied vegetarian
auctioneer supremo
most schizophrenic bidder
premature celebration
magical vibes & wonderful hearts
most (Janis) shows seen
Dutch superfan
most rightfully blamed person
worst hospital stay in recent years
largest collection of all things Janis
best yogi(na) of the year
sheer Rudie-ism

And now, nominations please!

[Greener]

Sara, so glad you're doing this again, it was great fun last year. I'll be thinking about who to nominate.....

[Elliott]

Dr. Joan for being the best Techo Rudie... she can do anything

Greener for being able to play like a girl, and play anything she hears... What a talent

Hoops for the autctioneer extradonaire award

I nominate Eva and Marjan for Dutch Rudies of the year

Mary for best graphic designer

Dee for best demented lyrics

Godsistah for grooviest Rudie

Greener for seeing the most Janis show in one year... was she at all of them. Shoudl we be alarmed?

Redjack for most rightfully blamed person

Kathleen for most Janis stuff collected, and she shares with her friends

Now, who was the best pole dancer this year? Who would that be? Let me think.... outch! :eek:

I nominate every Rudie for outstanding and nicest Rudie of the year (except myself, that might be seen as rude!).

[Sara]

Sara, so glad you're doing this again, it was great fun last year. I'll be thinking about who to nominate.....
Looks like you're gonna have to think a little harder now, Greener, now that Elliott has pretty much dominated the nominations! ;)

[Randy & Betty in Pa]

My Fellow Rudicans....

2009 has been a very great year for many of us despite some minor and major medical conditions, yet again Janis set out on the road to bring smirks and grins not to mention laughs chits and giggles again being blessed to see, hear or just plan listen to the wonderful music of our dear fiend, the lovely and most talented Janis IRan....O.K.???

It is with great pride that I submit the following numbinations...


For the catagory of both BEST AVATAR and BEST GRAPHIC DESIGNER I submit a numbination for the one, the only, talented Rudie from Connecticut.... Our very own Princess Trunk Rider The true Weiner Queen... Ms. Mary....

For the catagory of MOST TWISTED I feel there can be but one true numbination... That Numbination MUST fall to the deliquent pair of (Yes a shared NUMBINATION) to Hoops & Sister Rose for proficient sidewalk driving.


For the Catagory of BEST POLE DANCER it was expressed best in the movie "Highlander" with the statement that "there can be just one..." and strange at it may seem that one is still being sought by the police in Manhatten for peeking under the fig leafs on male statues.... Yes this numbination goes out to Mar'i'yan


Under the catagory of GROOVIEST PERSON I fear that I must numbinate a non rudie. Yes this numbination goes to "CARPIE THE CHAPEL HILL COCKROACH" for his/her excitingly corregraphy to compliment Janis's onstage performance.


In the Catagory of THE MOST MILES TRAVELED again must fall to Mar'i'yan who is known by first name by not only every member of INS but also Homeland Security.

In the catagory of AUCTIONEER SUPREMO who else but Noel and Kathleen B. for their dedication and efforts that went into the wonderful second Annual Rudie Auction held to benefit the Pearl Foundation.

This next catagory is near and dear to many of us and thats the catagory of MOST SCHIZOPHEIC BIDDER and the best fit for that numbination in my opinion must go to Eliottttz, formerly from the nation of Texas but now an illegal alien in Southern California... Its been often said in So. Cal. If the glove don't fit you must aquit...In Ellliots case if the glove don't fit BID ON IT!!!


In the Catagory of PREMATURE EJAC..... Opppps wait I misread that one.... Nevermind...Sorry


This again requires a group Numbination... Yes for the catagory of MAGICAL VIBES & WONDERFUL HEARTS I numbinate all of you that give so freely of yourselves to support Janis, The Pearl Foundation and everyother friend and rudie...


MOST SHOWS SEEN I think its fair to Numbinate Janis...


MOST RIGHTFULLY BLAMED PERSON Gawd don't make me say it!!!!! Please, please, please


I would offer in addition the following New Catagories

BEST TOURING STAFF special thanks to Deb & Chris who are a Rudies friend...

MOST MISSED STAFF MEMBER goes with our prayers and best wishes for continuing good health to Jan

NON-RUDIES THAT SHARE WITH US OUR APPRECIATION AND DEDICATION FOR ALL THINGS JANIS...

To this catagory I numbinate John Killacky, friend and producer of "Janis, Live from Grand Center" and also to Steve Aaronson WDIY Public Radio Lehigh Valley, Pennsylvania.

Best to you all and Happy "friggen" New Year....

R.

[Sara]

Thanks for the nominations so far! Some may well prove to be undisputed. Others, so far, come as more of a surprise. ("Carpie the Chapel Hill Cockroach," - really Randy? :confused:)

Nominations are still open, as are seconds. Here's where we are so far:

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/JIMBAwards-12010.jpg

[hoops]

best finder of Janis stuff internet catagory- roady
best techno rudie- redjack
best avatar- Marjan

[Mary6906]

Play like a girl = JoanM
Most Twisted = RandyPA :eek:
De(e)mented Lyrics = Dee
Grooviest Rudie = Andrea
Best Touring Staff = Deb/Chris
Most Missed Staff Member = Jan
Appreciation/Dedication to all things Janis = John K

[Bat]

Maybe should change' most missed' to 'most welcome back' staff member, Jan. She is back with the crew and a welcome face again!

[lucille]

There has to be an award for

Best T Shirt/Apron Designs - MrsKS2

[Mary6906]

There has to be an award for

Best T Shirt/Apron Designs - MrsKS2


Maybe we should call it... the Most "Crafty" Rudie ... I'll second MrsKS2

[Marcia Drummergal]

Are we allowed to nominate ourselves? I nominate ME for most Hanukkah gifts given to Janis by a Rudie!

Marcia :D

[hoops]

I'll second that Marcia!
peace
hoops

[Greener]

Elliott didn't mention a number, so to make it fair, I saw 8 shows this year.(5 in Florida and 3 in Texas). If someone saw more, bring it on...

[Sara]

Are we allowed to nominate ourselves?
Sure 'nuff, as long as someone else does the seconding! :)

[Sara]

I love these new, creative category ideas. I say that's a big part of the fun! Here's where we are now:

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/JIMBAwards-22010.jpg

[saxman]

No body has really seen me pole dancing so im not nominated . im hurt and maybe i should send in my video,i have a hidden room at the house where i do all my pratice ,i must admit ive not preformed in public in a while maybe it has something to do with the fact that i stopped drinking

[razal]

No body has really seen me pole dancing so im not nominated . im hurt and maybe i should send in my video,i have a hidden room at the house where i do all my pratice ,i must admit ive not preformed in public in a while maybe it has something to do with the fact that i stopped drinking

I'll nominate you, Saxman, if you promise NOT to send in the video! :eek:

[hoops]

razal hahahahahahah!~ saxman, post your video here~!
peace
hoops

[razal]

EEeeeyeeewwwwww!!!! Noooooooo, Hoops....I have a weak stomach!!!:eek:

[JoanM]

Nominating:
Best Writes (music) Like a Girl: Kath of the Guitar
Best New Finder of Internet Janis Stuff : Greener
Best Rudie-Made Janis Concert Video: TwinLori
Best Pictures of Janis Signing Stuff for the Auction: Aspiemom
Best Cooking Description: Stardust
Best Back to Music: MarciaDrummergal


Seconding:
auctioneer supremo: Kathleen
schizo bidder: Elliott
finder of internet Janis stuff: Roady

[Mary6906]

razal hahahahahahah!~ saxman, post your video here~!
peace
hoops


I'LL SECOND THAT!! :eek:

[Greener]

I'd like to add a category for most miles driven to Janis concerts this year. I know there's been a whole lotta drivin' goin on.

I'd also like to second Elliott for best pole dancer and here's a picture from after the Clearwater Fla. show to back it up.

[Greener]

I second Kathleen for 'Most Things Janis' and Deb for 'Best Touring Staff.'

[Sara]

I'd like to add a category for most miles driven to Janis concerts this year. I know there's been a whole lotta drivin' goin on.
So far, I show Marjan nominated for this category.


I'd also like to second Elliott for best pole dancer and here's a picture from after the Clearwater Fla. show to back it up.
Greener, that pic with Elliott and the pole cracked me up! :D

As for best pole dancer, so far, I show Marjan nominated and seconded and Saxman nominated. I believe you're the first to nominate Elliott, so he has yet to be seconded. (Another list to follow, probably tomorrow evening.)

[Mary6906]

Hummmm, although Elliott is looking pretty fierce in that shot, but not having seen a photo of Saxman yet.... I don't know.....hummmmm... my vote on Elliott is still up in the air.... like a position I'm sure Elliott could get his feet into perhaps?

[Greener]

Sara, I wanted to add the miles driven category because Marjan flies to see Janis, but driving is another story. What do you think?

[Sara]

Sure, I see the distinction, but to me, it's splitting hairs. I mean, we have a category of most Janis shows in a year, a category of most Janis shows seen, a category of most miles traveled. To me, most miles traveled and most miles driven is essentially the same thing. (Well, not to the actual driver, probably.) But driving, flying, dancing, walking - you name it. To me, it's about getting there to Janis, no matter how.

[Bat]

I'd like to add a category for most miles driven to Janis concerts this year. I know there's been a whole lotta drivin' goin on.

I'd also like to second Elliott for best pole dancer and here's a picture from after the Clearwater Fla. show to back it up.

What a gorgeous pic of Elliott! WooHoo!!

[KarenSews2]

Best Aussie Rudie Award goes to (drum roll!)...


WENDY!

[Eva]

I second the nominations for Roady, Stardust, Karen and Elliott. Although I think that should be 'poledancer of the year'.

Also I want to nominate Razal for 'best avatar' and Saxman for 'Fluffiest space-beard'

Eva

[Eva]

Best Aussie Rudie Award goes to (drum roll!)...


WENDY!
Boooo! Too easy! :mad:

Eva

[hoops]

I nominate Eeva for most Evil queen like and most queen like at the same time.
peace
hoops

[Elliott]

I'll second that montion... That emotion as well!

[TiminOhio]

Best Linker - for the best person in the forum that provides great links to related discussions on the forum & Janis.

I would like to nominate Kathleen Brogan

Any seconds?

[marjan]

I´m not sure if I had the most miles last year, remember Anna flew in from Ireland as well

[Sara]

Best Linker - for the best person in the forum that provides great links to related discussions on the forum & Janis.

I would like to nominate Kathleen Brogan
Tim, we have a category "Best Finder of Internet Janis Stuff." Does this cover it?

[Sara]

I´m not sure if I had the most miles last year, remember Anna flew in from Ireland as well
Marjan, are you nominating Anna in this category?

[razal]

I would like to nominate Sara....for Best Community Organizer/Leader....

I would also like to nominate Eva for Most Discerning Taste...(in shoes, avatars, etc.):cool:

[hoops]

i second Razal for best "hair of the dog" avatar!
peace
hoops

[Mary6906]

i second Razal for best "hair of the dog" avatar!
peace
hoops


Well, hope it doesn't bite her though! And I'll even "third" that nomination!

[Sara]

That's a good thing! :) No sooner do I get caught up and ready to post, then more appear. (I'm not complaining, mind you!)

There are several unconfirmed rumors of some more; we'll see. As it stands, here we are so far.

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/JIMBAwards-3a2010.jpg

And spilling over onto the next page:

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/JIMBAwards-3b2010.jpg


Remember, without a "second," the nomination goes nowhere.

[razal]

i second Razal for best "hair of the dog" avatar!
peace
hoops


Well, hope it doesn't bite her though! And I'll even "third" that nomination!

Ok, I get paid at the end of the week.....just tell me where to send the $20 bucks.....

[Sara]

Ok, I get paid at the end of the week.....just tell me where to send the $20 bucks.....
And here I thought it was just because your avatar is so doggone adorable! :D

[Greener]

I'll second Joan for Best Techno Rudie and Best Plays Like a Girl.
Also, aspiemom for Best Photos of Janis Signing Stuff since I was the lucky recipient of her work! Last but not least, I second the amazing Kath of the Guitar for Best Writes Like a Girl.

[Greener]

Sara was kind enough to allow a category for most miles driven to see Janis this year because I know some people drove long distances, but now I'm not sure who exactly to nominate....Randy, Mary, aspiemom, hoops, Amy? Help me out here, don't be shy or humble.

[Mary6906]

Well, I made it to 7 shows this year, not sure of mileage though.... although the trip in RandyPA's trunk on the way to Nashville was .... errr, "interesting" to say the least. :p Thank God, he let me out before he was stopped by that Virginia cop! LOL

Shows:
Mamaroneck, NY
92Y NYC
Norfolk, CT
The Bluebird, Nashville
Falcon Ridge, NY
City Winery, NYC
Larchmont, NY

Oh, can I also nominate Greener in the most cutest "new" avatar (or whatever that category name is) I like the new one, Andy.

[Agnes]

I'll second Marjan's nominations for Dutch Rudie of the Year and Most Miles Traveled. Also seconded: Marcia in Best Back to Music!

[Elliott]

I think Greener has seen eight shows....

florida with me
florida with me
florida with others
florida with others
florida with others
houston with me
la grange tx with me
la grange tx with me

but I could be wrong; I often am wrong.... but I'm also correct many times during a typical day. Best, E

I know it's been years since I've gone a whole day without listening to Janis!
Going a whole day without some Ian in it is just way too long! :)

[DaveM]

I will nominate Songdragon and Peppermint (tie vote) for Best Waif.

And nominating myself for Most Cynical and Disillusioned, though I realize the competition will be very stiff indeed.

[Eva]

I would like to nominate Diny as 'Most Enthousiastic New Dutch Rudie'.

I would like to nominate Mimi as 'Most Enthousiastic German Rudie'.

Also I would like to create a special award for Dee. Because he will now visit a looooooooot of Janis shows in the US :)

Can I second the musical votes for Joan, Kath & Greener or do I have to pick one of them?


I would also like to nominate Eva for Most Discerning Taste...(in shoes, avatars, etc.)
Why thank you! If only I knew what 'discerning' meant... :)


I'll second Marjan's nominations for Dutch Rudie of the Year and Most Miles Traveled.
Agreed. I second the nominations for Marjan too.


And nominating myself for Most Cynical and Disillusioned, though I realize the competition will be very stiff indeed.
Very stiff indeed. But you get my vote.


I will nominate Songdragon and Peppermint (tie vote) for Best Waif.
Hmm... I cannot second this one yet because I don't know what a waif is.

I am redecorating my home and my dictionaries are still somewhere in a box. If only I knew which one... :eek: Yes, there are online dictionaries but it's more fun to ask you all for translations :D

Eva

[hoops]

I second DaveM's nomination of songdragon and peppermint as best waifs and Davems nomination of himself, but hey he has had one heck of a year too,
peace
hoops

[Greener]

Can I nominate Elliott and myself for First Rudie Cohabitation (platonic category)? It's been over 2 months and we're still friends, so someone deserves an award for that!

[Sara]

Can I nominate Elliott and myself for First Rudie Cohabitation (platonic category)? It's been over 2 months and we're still friends, so someone deserves an award for that!
Heck yeah - we should all be so accepting of each others' eccentricities! :)

[Dar]

I'll second the Greener and Elliott Rudie Co-habitation award, platonic or no, I think it's a first time Rudies met through the board and moved in together.


Eva...discerning means to show good judgment (good taste) ....or to be perceptive. I know this is true of you when it comes to shoes and to butches. ;)

[razal]

...and avatars....

[Sara]

Also I would like to create a special award for Dee. Because he will now visit a looooooooot of Janis shows in the US :)
Eva, Dee is certainly award-worthy. (Somehow reminds me of "sponge-worthy," but that doesn't apply here. :p) Also, we're excited about Dee's being able to travel to the U.S. now. If I understand you correctly, you are talking about Dee seeing lots and lots of Janis shows in the (near) future. Please correct me if I misunderstand, but these awards are for accomplishments that have already been earned. There's always next year.

[KarenSews2]

My nomination for Scaring the Crap Out of the Most Rudies by Driving them to a Concert: Randy PA.

Can I get a 2nd on that, Mary?? :eek:

[Sara]

So many twisted, I mean creative, categories! Here's where we are so far. The sequence has been re-arranged, in a few cases, to put more of the similar nominations closer together.

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/JIMBAwards4a2010-1.jpg
And more.

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/JIMBAwards4b2010.jpg
Please remember those seconds!

[Elliott]

I'll second that on Mary's behalf.... I think she's being sedated now.... :rolleyes:

[Mary6906]

Can I "second" Carpie the Chapel Hill Cockroach as Gooviest 'person' ?
Even though this is technically hear-say from that scallywag RandyPA's mouth :rolleyes: (cause technically I wasn't in Chapel Hill at the time) although this possibly could be confirmed by Janis herself! :p

(I don't know if my vote counts, since I'm currently heavily medicated (per Elliott) and this could all be a figment of my imagination) :confused:

OK... I'll shut up now.... going to bed and enjoy the sugar plums dancing in my head, or are they really cocktail weenies? ... boy these are good drugs!

[Elliott]

I'm not playing favorites... but I must 2nd Greener on finding Janis stuff on the internet. She got a google thing re yours truly and Janis Ian. Kinda scary... :eek:

[Sara]

The time is drawing near, my friends. After midnight tonight (US Central Standard time), no more new Jimbie nominations will be accepted, although seconding may continue for a limited time. Last year, 2 or 3 nominations were submitted past the deadline and were not counted.

I do urge you to second any nominations, as you may see fit!

[KarenSews2]

Isn't Roady the one who finds all the obscure JI internet stuff? I nominate Roady.

[Elliott]

Karen, bless your heart, ketchup.

[JoanM]

Isn't Roady the one who finds all the obscure JI internet stuff? I nominate Roady.

Karen I think Roady's already nominated and seconded, I actually nominated Greener for Best New Finder of Internet Janis Stuff : Greener. Andy's coming on but, from my view, Roady is still the queen.

[Sara]

Karen I think Roady's already nominated and seconded, I actually nominated Greener for Best New Finder of Internet Janis Stuff : Greener. Andy's coming on but, from my view, Roady is still the queen.

That's right, Joan, you did suggest the "New" category for Greener. I used the category we already had to try and simplify things, somewhat. I'll go ahead and use your suggestion for the "New" category in addition to the original.

(And yes, Roady's already been nominated and seconded for the original category, as you said.)

[KarenSews2]

OK, I'll just go sit in the corner and shut up.

[Sara]

OK, I'll just go sit in the corner and shut up.
Silly Karen. What would we ever do without you? ;)

[Elliott]

I second Greener for best new finder of stuff as per nominated by Dr. J.
And I second every thing that has not be seconded yet.

[Greener]

Since Elliott can't second himself, I second him for Most Consecutive Days Listening to Janis. I haven't known him that long, but from what I see, I believe him.

I also second Mary for best avatar because they're ever-changing and fun.

[paularoid]

OK, I'll just go sit in the corner and shut up.
I'll move over and make room for you. I've been there for quite a while now actually. It's fun over here in the corner . . . watching and observing. :p




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[Mary6906]

.... I also second Mary for best avatar because they're ever-changing and fun.

Got to keep watch on my ever-changing URL signature lines, too...
Thanks, Andy!! :)

[razal]

I second Greener for best new finder of stuff as per nominated by Dr. J.
And I second every thing that has not be seconded yet.

I would like to 'third' Greener for Best New Finder of Stuff

I would also like to nominate Elliott for MOST DIPLOMATIC.....

Elliott, have you ever considered a career in politics?

[Rickster]

I nominate Dar and Myself for food enthusiasts! Or love of eating great food!

[JoanM]

I nominate Dar and Myself for food enthusiasts! Or love of eating great food!

second both nominations

[Elliott]

I have several friends in politics.... I don't think I would pass anyone's background check! But I did have a lot of fun! Those were the days my friend, we thought they would never end........ laalalalallalallalalal :p

[Sara]

Post #63:

The time is drawing near, my friends. After midnight tonight (US Central Standard time), no more new Jimbie nominations will be accepted, although seconding may continue for a limited time. Last year, 2 or 3 nominations were submitted past the deadline and were not counted.

I do urge you to second any nominations, as you may see fit!
Well, I hate to bring this up, but . . .

I do love all the thoughtful and creative nominations. This thread isn't really intended to be one of those that go on forever, however. If we intend to go ahead to the award's ceremony like we did last year, it's time to move things along. I'm saying that today's nominations are past the posted deadline and do not count. Any comments?

Some may remember a few highlights from last year's ceremony! Here is Mary, our lovely weenie lady, all dressed up for the occasion. She is accepting her award which Bat is graciously holding for her. (Weenies have no arms of their own, you know.)

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/WeenieGown-Wings-smlr.jpg (graphic by Mary)

[Sara]

Here are a couple more highlights from last year's ceremony:

This is Mary with her award on her head, waiting for Bat's help:

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/WeenieGowncuphead.jpg (graphic by Mary)


Here is Bat, placing Mary's trophy over the fireplace for her:

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/Bat-trophy-fireplace.jpg (graphic by Mary)

[DaveM]

Ummm...if you found yourself in possession of a weenie with arms, would you eat it?

[Mary6906]

Well, I'd probably bite the little arms off... just like I used to do with chocolate bunnies, bite their little ears off first.... then onto the rest.

But wouldn't a weenie with arms be a bit strange anyway? well, that's me!

[TiminOhio]

coooool....
That will cover it....so I am nominating Kathleen Brogan (singingstylus) for "Best Finder of Internet Janis Stuff." Do we have a second for this wonderful lady in the Sunshine state?
TiminOhio

[Sara]

coooool....
That will cover it....so I am nominating Kathleen Brogan (singingstylus) for "Best Finder of Internet Janis Stuff." Do we have a second for this wonderful lady in the Sunshine state?
TiminOhio
And I second every thing that has not be seconded yet.
Welp, as best I can figure, Elliott has seconded all remaining nominations. Is that right, Elliott?

Also, I haven't seen any comments regarding the last few nominations (the ones past the deadline) not being counted. (The nomination, above, was initially made before the cutoff.) If anyone finds this objectionable, please say so, soon! If no one says they have a real problem with it, the last 2 or 3 nominations since the deadline will not result in any winners. I want to be as fair as possible without making this too complicated or extending it into the next decade.

[Eva]

So do I get my award already? :rolleyes:

Pirate Queen

[razal]

The time is drawing near, my friends. After midnight tonight (US Central Standard time), no more new Jimbie nominations will be accepted, although seconding may continue for a limited time. Last year, 2 or 3 nominations were submitted past the deadline and were not counted.

I do urge you to second any nominations, as you may see fit!

Ooops! I would say 'my bad', but I don't want to throw any phrases out there that should be banned http://www.janisian.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9169 ....but, I digress.....sorry about that, Sara. I got so enthused by the process, it looks like I failed to follow instructions. :D (Won't be the first time, most likely won't be the last....)

[Sara]

So do I get my award already? :rolleyes:

Pirate Queen
Soon, very soon, Blue Eyes. I'm expecting this weekend sometime.The names of the award winners have been sent to the engravers. As soon as all the solid gold trophies have been customized, the time will be announced. Are you that sure you have won? ;)

I wonder who might grace us with her presence at this year's ceremonies?

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/Mary-WienerinaDress.jpg

[Mary6906]

If I make an appearance to accept my award... I will do it gracefully and NOT pull a drunken Mariah Carey.... I will try and set a good role model for all the young weenies out there!

<SIGH>, but I have absolutely nothing to wear ... I'm feeling like a Ballpark "plumper" getting into last year's gown... I seem to have expanded....

[lucille]

Soon, very soon, Blue Eyes. I'm expecting this weekend sometime.The names of the award winners have been sent to the engravers. As soon as all the solid gold trophies have been customized, the time will be announced. Are you that sure you have won? ;)

I wonder who might grace us with her presence at this year's ceremonies?

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/Mary-WienerinaDress.jpg

Well she looks 'armless.:D

[TiminOhio]

Nothing like passing out champaign before an awards ceremoney - makes the party afterward that much better!

[razal]

[QUOTE=Sara;126886
I wonder who might grace us with her presence at this year's ceremonies?

[/QUOTE]

A wonderful suggestion! I second the nomination...uh...well, it wasn't a nomination....but you know what I mean....

[Sara]

Well she looks 'armless.:D
Good one, Lucille! :D

[Sara]

So do I get my award already? :rolleyes:

Pirate Queen
Best I can tell, the 2010 Jimbie Awards ceremony should begin roughly about 6:00 p.m., US Central Standard time, this evening. Everyone, please feel free to jump in anytime, as you may be available.

Tickets may be purchased here, as desired. (http://pearlfoundation.com/pearl-donations.html)


http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/JimbieAwardsTicket2010-1.jpg

[Elliott]

I love the row and seat number.... hehehehheheheheh:)

[Eva]

Best I can tell, the 2010 Jimbie Awards ceremony should begin roughly about 6:00 p.m., US Central Standard time, this evening. Everyone, please feel free to jump in anytime, as you may be available.
I can't wait! :cool:

Eva

[KarenSews2]

Damn! I'd better go comb my hair!

Uh, Elliott, I sure could use a haircut!! ;)

[Sara]

As I look around me, I see dignitaries, celebrities, entertainers, all sorts of interesting and important people gathered together. There's a lot of buzz surrounding the ceremony this year, about who will win and who will push who out of the way in accepting her award. I am truly humbled to be among such an impressive group of people. Here are just a few, as I look in one direction. There are too many to take in at first sight.

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[Sara]

Good evening (morning/afternoon/night), dear ladies and gentlemen of the Rudie persuasion. I am humbled and honored to present to you, the 2010 Jimbie Award winners! Feel free to jump in any time with your acceptance speeches, applause, recognition, comments, etc.

I am Sara, your MC. Before we begin, let us have a moment of silence to send Rudie vibes to those of us undergoing great difficulties at this time.

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This year is a little different from last. For one thing, we actually have a few non-Rudie winners in our midst. Also, don't be surprised if you hear from a couple of guest presenters who are kind enough to take time out from their busy schedules to make their presentation(s).

I must say, my mind is still reeling from the many distinguished people I saw here, making their way to their seats. The eyes, so luminous. The smiles, so disarming . . . Who can help but be emotionally, even physically affected.
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[coffeegyrl]

I haven't thought about Tret Fure (http://tretfure.com) in a long time. I'm glad she's making an appearance here.

[Sara]

And now for our first award. [Can I get a drum roll, please, Marcia?]

This award is for Auctioneer Supremo, for the Rudie whose help has been invaluable in organizing and implementing various facets of the 2nd Rudie auction. The Pearl Foundation has benefited greatly from her efforts. I give you, the one, the only, the clever, responsible, and trustworthy . . .

Wait, we have two winners, my friends. Hoops and Kathleen Brogan! Feel free to come up and accept your awards! :)

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[Sara]

I haven't thought about Tret Fure (http://tretfure.com) in a long time. I'm glad she's making an appearance here.
I was happy to see her here, too, Sally. I do enjoy her music. Thanks for noticing.

[Elliott]

but George Michael just stole my stash.... I mean he has a great dash... you know, like, uh, dashboard. Still, I want it back! :mad:

[Sara]

Sit down, Elliott! It's time for another award! <Shaking head in exasperation.>

[Kathleen Brogan]

I'm very pleased to accept the "auctioneer" award #2. I also wish to thank Hoops! There will probably be another "secret auction" coming in the next few months, and there's always ebay. I'm also glad I was able to wear my "Revenge" T-shirt to this gala event. I'm sorry I didn't bring my "Aftertones" CD for Phoebe Snow to sign! And I hope Tim in Ohio loves me for the person I am, and not just because of all my cool Janis links and merchandise!

I Love you all, thanks again, and I'll see you on You-Tube!!!

Kathleen

[Eva]

Lovely speech Kathleen. Encore! Encore!

Eva

[Sara]

This next award is most coveted. I would gladly have accepted it myself, had I been nominated. But there are those whose talents far outshine mine, including many who are not nominated. I'm speaking of the award for Best Techno Rudie.

Once again, we have two winners. The first is a talented singer/songwriter who can charm the unruliest of students and make a Mac dance and sing. She has her own website, her contributions to both of the Among Friends CD's couldn't be greater, and she can crank out DVD's 'til the cows come home. I'm speaking, of course, of our own beloved JoanM. Please accept your award, Joan, with my compliments! :)

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This next Rudie lives by his Captain's sword and extra-long meat fork. He's also got an apron and is not afraid to use it. Please join me in applauding the winner of last year's Grill and Party Organizer Extraordinaire award, our good-hearted (but fierce) pirate Redjack. Come up and accept your award, Redjack!

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[Sara]

Not so fast, oh Captain, my Captain. Don't sit down just yet. You've also won the Most Rightfully Blamed Person award, though I can't say I understand it. Everyone is always saying "Redjack did it," but to be honest, I've never actually seen you do anything! :D
Please accept this award, as well.

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[Sara]

This next award, the Dutch Rudie of the Year, goes out to not one but two lovely Rudies, at least one of which is "always the femme" and wants to be banned to Berlin. She is last year's winner of the coveted Get Outta My Way/Trample the Weak - I See a Cute Butch award and the Don't Hate Me Cuz I'm Beautiful award. Come on up, Eva; you're due for an acceptance speech!

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This next Dutch Rudie of the Year is a thoughtful, generous person with a very big heart and possibly, a big head. (See below.) She is also the winner of last year's Best Gift Idea for Janis, Ever! award. Please give it up for our very own Marjan!

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Come accept your award, Dutch superhero.

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[JoanM]

Sara I thank the Rudie Academy for this great honour...I must admit there are many in Geek-o-Rama who outshine me in many techno areas and I share this award with them.

And...as long as I've traveled this far I'd like to present a special award...the category seems to beg to lead only one way...The Winner for The Best De(e)Mented Lyrics is..........put your hand warmers together for our brother from the North (who can now legally come for a visit)...

DEE
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[JoanM]

This year we find a new category for the Grooviest Person. Although he could never outshine Janis, he was found sharing (though it isn't clear if he was an invited guest and if so who invited him...) the stage and exhibiting exciting choreography which added to Janis's onstage performance. This was a nomination by RandyPA...and the winner is entering now having just left his motel and traveling through a mist of ..... RAID .....

Carpie the Chapel Hill Cockroach
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[Sara]

Next we have the award for Most Enthusiastic New Dutch Rudie, a person who found a home on the message board last July, is hard working and caring, and who has been happily partnered for 19 years. Please give it up for Diny!

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Do the Dutch have all the fun? I should think not, not with Mimi around, the winner of the prestigious Most Enthusiastic German Rudie award. A well-established Rudie, an historian and high school teacher, Mimi's students are very lucky to have her. Mimi has been with her partner for at least 15 years now. Please come accept your award, Mimi!

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[Eva]

Oh my goodnes, I won! Oh my, oh my... I can hardly believe it. I was still contemplating on what to wear, trying things on in the bathroom, when I was called out because I had gotten an award. Thank you! Thank you! I thank you all...

Eva

Which shoes to wear to receive my award...?

[JoanM]

Who's got the map, this place isn't on our GPS...How many BOJIs did we start with?...did anyone take the Rudie picture yet? Geeze it's hot here and some jerk closed the fence 7/8 of the way, how the heck are we supposed to schlep the equipment? Keeping track of sales is nothing compared to all those Arrow Book Orders teachers do...reservation?

These are just some of the issues that face the Touring Staff. Thankfully none of the winners announced their drivers license had expired ...

This Year the Rudie Academy Recognizes .... for outstanding Support On the Road

The Best Touring Staff and the Most Welcomed Back Staff Member

Deb, Chris, & Jan
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If you're not here to accept your trophies that's OK...we'll catch you along the road.

[Sara]

Oh my goodnes, I won! Oh my, oh my... I can hardly believe it. I was still contemplating on what to wear, trying things on in the bathroom, when I was called out because I had gotten an award. Thank you! Thank you! I thank you all...

Eva

Which shoes to wear to receive my award...?
I think all 3 pair suit you, Eva! But none of them match your eyes. :p

[Sara]

Great job, Joan!!! You're a natural.

[JoanM]

Oh my goodnes, I won! Oh my, oh my... I can hardly believe it. I was still contemplating on what to wear, trying things on in the bathroom, when I was called out because I had gotten an award. Thank you! Thank you! I thank you all...

Eva

Which shoes to wear to receive my award...?

gotta go with the red boots...

[Sara]

And now, we have an award winner after my own heart, a real animal-lover. She thinks like me, in that she has occasionally been heard to speak about animals at least as highly as she has about people, if not more so. I'm referring, of course, to the winner of the Best Rudie-Made Concert Video award, none other than our own TwinLori. I was so impressed with the quality of Lori's Triple Door DVD; I'd say it did Janis justice! :) Come up and accept your award, Lori!

(Hmm, it seems someone has taken a particular liking to Lori's trophy and is holding it for ransom. These trophies are solid gold, you know. Your Rudie Academy, however, has taken matters into its hands, and the award has been returned to its rightful place. Here you go, Lori! <Whew, that was a close one!>)
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[Sara]

This next is a category from last year, with 3 brand new winners. I'm thinking that hoops and Sister Rose have proved their merit with their twisted driving habits, on and off the road, and even into the air when they really get going. The third winner is the pretend-gruff, ever funny, but always caring and supportive RandyPA who is, really, simply being his own twisted self. I give you this year's 3 winners of the Most Twisted award: hoops, Sister Rose, and RandyPA. Come up and accept your awards!

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[JoanM]

Biddin' Bluzzzzzz (by jm for E)
Going to an auction, gonna spend me some cash
It’s for a good cause so don’t give me none of your trash

Cause I’m a biddin' .... biddin' higher as we go
I’m take it so high .... gonna win for sure (shoooor)
Cause I’m a biddin' .... biddin' higher as we go
gonna take it so high...gonna for win for shoooor

Gotta get there early .... to check out the stuff
got my eye on some things .... sure hope I got enough

to keep on bidding,.... biddin' as we go
I’m gonna take it so high .... gonna win for shoooor

instrumental break

time to start .... Karen takes the mike
I’m actin’ cool..... so they won’t know what I like

before I start biddin' ,,,,,, biddin' higher as we go
I’m gonna take it so high, ......... gonna win for shoooor

Now here it comes ........ the stuff’s off the shelf
I’ve gotta have it ........ so I’m biddin' against myself

I keep on biddin'...... biddin' as I go
Gonna take it so high .......gonna win for shoooor

I keep on biddin',....... biddin’ high for shoooor
Gonna take it so high........high cause it’s for Pearl

I’m gonna take it so high, ........take it higher for Pearl...

Here he is folks...we've heard him bid in several voices.., the undisputable winner of Most Schizophrenic Bidder Jimbie

the one...the two...the who knows how many...

Elliott
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[hoops]

Rudies, friends, loved ones, family and Tracy...stacy, steve, lacey, macy... you know who you are.
As for the Auctioneer award, I must say i'm not worthy. After seeing a little of what Janis did during this year's holiday sale, My small efforts to bring holiday joy are nothing. I thank you for your kindness. as for most twisted, ok, i gottcha there and i thank the creator of the Oreo, the person who decided that potato chips and french onion dip should be brought together, the master of the M&m, the inventor of whipped cream in a can, and the make of chocolate in a bar at a price even the least wealthy can afford. and i thank you all, my rudies for seeing the truth in my twisted ways
peace
hoops

[Sara]

Even the prestigious Rudie Academy has no idea of the value of this next Rudie, our lovely and beloved Karen (aka KS2). Karen has a wealth of general (and mostly useless) information. She is an accomplished baker. Her seamstress capabilities have become legendary among us. I have recently become one of the fortunate who owns one of her original T-shirts in my choice of colors and the personalized Rude Girl blanket she made me is as beautiful as it is soft and warm and cuddly on these cold days and nights. I'll say it again. Karen could easily open up her own side business and do very well for herself and/or Pearl! Please welcome to the stage, our Most "Crafty" Rudie!

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[Sara]

Enjoy the libations and the entertainment portion of tonight's festivities, folks. I recommend checking out any of the many Janis links posted by Roady, Kathleen, Greener, and others. Talk amongst yourselves. This is one presenter that is on break until tomorrow.

[TiminOhio]

Sorry - that I arrived late - has somebody else sat in my seat? what did i miss? Has Kathleen Brogan won anything yet? I was prepared for the blinding flashes from the cameras to mark my late arrival. I just got the grooviest sunglasses since I knew there would be so many flashes. Has Janis arrived yet? Where is hoops seated?
TiminOhio;)

[JoanM]

Welcome back to the continuation of the 2nd Annual Jimbie Awards. For those of you who have just joined us, the awards Pre-Show began with post #92 of this thread. If you spent too much time enjoying the libations after last night's break you may want to go back and review the winners so far.

We'll start the Brunch Edition with a hotly contested award...yes folks...let's get your systems flowing with thoughts of The Best Pole Dancer of the Year.

In previous years this category has been dominated by our Dutch Rudie Marjan...we have strong competition this year. The winner I am about to announce does NOT have to worry when this sign is posted

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You've guessed it...the newest winner in The Best Pole Dancer of the Year category is none other than...

that Texas Lad who has migrated to LA

ELLIOTT!

come on down and accept another trophy

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[Sara]

...yes folks...let's get your systems flowing with thoughts of The Best Pole Dancer of the Year.

In previous years this category has been dominated by our Dutch Rudie Marjan...
Indeed! This year brings us another winner of this unusual award, the indomitable Saxman! Saxman is a well-established Rudie of many talents, but I never dreamed he shined so well in this one. Come on up, Saxman, and show us your moves!

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And, not to be outdone, once again we recognize Marjan as the winner of the coveted Best Pole Dancer award. Presenting the lovely, the gracious, the ultra-coordinated Marjan. Come get your trophy, Marjan! (The line for signing up for lessons is right behind me.)

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[Sara]

Wait a minute? Where'd Saxman go? Come on back up here, Saxman, we're not done with you, yet. Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to present Saxman with another award, the distinguished, honorable award for Fluffiest Space Beard! Congratulations, my man!

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[KarenSews2]

<<puts down the %$#@ing bridesmaid dress she has been working on. Have I mentioned that I hate doing alterations!?!?! ...smoothes out the wrinkles in her PJs. ...stumbles in her slippers as she approaches the podium.>>

"Thanks."

<<...retreats to chain herself once more to the sewing machine...>>

[Sara]

<<puts down the %$#@ing bridesmaid dress she has been working on. Have I mentioned that I hate doing alterations!?!?! ...smoothes out the wrinkles in her PJs. ...stumbles in her slippers as she approaches the podium.>>

"Thanks."

<<...retreats to chain herself once more to the sewing machine...>>
Know what you mean, Karen; it's like the daily grind never ends. I much prefer doing the creative stuff, too. Please know how much you're appreciated.

And speaking of appreciation, this brings us to another award, the Best Appreciation/Dedication to All Things Janis in the non-Rudie category. The two winners are John Killacky, friend and producer of "Janis, Live from Grand Center" and Steve Aaronson of WDIY Public Radio Lehigh Valley, Pennsylvania. Congratulations, gentlemen. Please know how much you are appreciated, as well. It is exceptionally rare for non-Rudies to be recognized at this event.

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[Elliott]

What's with the blinking light over the camera? I'm not finished.... I just want to say that, "it's been a long time, thank you". Hey, my award has dog nose marks on it.... Greener, where are Laverne and Squirrelly? Now, what happened to my award. Zach, leave your sister's food alone! Greener, why does it look like snow in the backyard. How did my pillow get on the back lawn? Why is my pillow on the back lawn? :confused:

[Kathleen Brogan]

I'm extremely pleased and proud that the Jimbie Academy asked me to be an award presenter! The award for: Most Janis concerts attended in 2009....

goes to: Janis Ian - not only did she travel far and wide, she was the only attendee who...

1. Didn't have to buy tickets to any of the shows!
2. Talked, sang, and made all kinds of noise during every show, and nobody complained!
3. Stayed after almost every show to meet everyone else.

What energy!!!!

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[Sara]

Thank you, Elliott. That was inspiring. <Clearing throat.> Ushers, please help Elliott to his seat.

And now for our next award. It brings me great pleasure to present this next trophy to the Rudie with the coolest car and most delightfully acerbic wit, the Rudie best known to the Pittsburgh fire department. Please give it up for Lucille, the winner of the award for Best Aussie Rudie! Happy birthday, Wendy!

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[Sara]

I'm extremely pleased and proud that the Jimbie Academy asked me to be an award presenter! The award for: Most Janis concerts attended in 2009....

goes to: Janis Ian - not only did she travel far and wide, she was the only attendee who...

1. Didn't have to buy tickets to any of the shows!
2. Talked, sang, and made all kinds of noise during every show, and nobody complained!
3. Stayed after almost every show to meet everyone else.

What energy!!!!
Nicely done, Kathleen. The Academy is honored to have you here!

[Sara]

We have 3 different awards this year relating to Janis shows. As Kathleen has already demonstrated, the award for Most Janis Shows Seen goes to Janis, herself.

The next award is for seeing Most Janis Shows in a Year. This can involve arduous car trips and many, many hours on the road, but as we all know, Janis is worth it. This year's Jimbie in this category might have been won by any number of people. The Academy can only go by the nominations and information submitted. It has been documented that Mary has attended 7 Janis shows this past year. I'm envious! Rumor has it that Greener has attended 8 of these shows. To be as fair as possible and to take into account any miscalculation in the tally, the Academy has decided to make this a joint award. Please welcome both Mary and Greener to the stage!

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[Greener]

Thank, you, thank you. I'm so happy to accept this award. My Janis roadtrips to Florida and Texas this year were the highlights of the year. I look forward this year to more concerts and especially meeting lots more Rudies on the road. See you in Florida in March!

[JoanM]

I'm extremely pleased and proud that the Jimbie Academy asked me to be an award presenter! The award for: Most Janis concerts attended in 2009....

goes to: Janis Ian - not only did she travel far and wide, she was the only attendee who...

1. Didn't have to buy tickets to any of the shows!
2. Talked, sang, and made all kinds of noise during every show, and nobody complained!
3. Stayed after almost every show to meet everyone else.

What energy!!!!

Ok you guys (or ya'll...but actually it's so cold outside it's more of a youz guz day)...who stole Janis' Trophy? jm

[Sara]

...who stole Janis' Trophy? jm
Joan, the person with the sticky fingers who nabbed Lori's solid gold trophy, earlier, is the prime suspect here. Kathleen and I are getting the academy involved. Ultimately, Janis will get her trophy!

[Kathleen Brogan]

It has been returned to it's rightful owner!!! Now, where's mine!!!!????

[Sara]

And now, the award for Most Miles Traveled to See Janis. Both of the award winners hail all the way from Europe. I am happy to present the trophies to the previously-honored Marjan from The Netherlands and the talented, piano-playing Anna from Dublin. (I won't tell you where she's from!)

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[Sara]

It has been returned to it's rightful owner!!!
Thank goodness Janis's trophy is safe! The culprit is now in custody. He's screaming something unintelligible. I can't quite understand him, but best I can ascertain, he's saying he should be released to go ask Janis to sign her trophy for him . . . <The nerve of some people. Well, Janis's power to inspire can never be underestimated.>


Now, where's mine!!!!????
Kathleen, your award was safely presented, earlier. But, as it turns out, you're about to receive another. Ladies and gentleman, let's recognize our Rudie Royalty, Kathleen, the amazing Brogan, the esteemed winner again this year of the Largest Collection of All Things Janis! Kathleen?

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[Sara]

That trophy thief was pretty scary - kicking, screaming, waving his arms like a madman. Maybe he needs help. I'd hate for these Rudie events to be overloaded with Security. Then again, we all need to be and feel safe.

Speaking of feeling safe . . . This brings us to our next award. The winner of the Scaring the Crap Out of the Most Rudies award. I don't know much about this one. Something about the winner's driving Rudies to a concert? Was the trunk of the car involved? Maybe Karen or Mary will enlighten us. In any event, please put your hands together, once again, for RandyPA! Come on up and accept this award, Randy. (And please don't hurt me!)

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[Kathleen Brogan]

Thanks again to everyone....oooopppss,

gotta get back to my collection!

[Sara]

And now, an extended word from our sponsors. This might be a good time for questions, comments, discussions, and other audience-participation activities. This isn't about me. I'd much rather hear from someone else! :o

[TwinLori]

Anyone want to ask Janis if she'd be willing to trade their Jimbie award for one of her Grammys? :D

Thanks for the nomination and award. My second Janis "feature film" will hopefully be shot this coming March down in Arizona. Hmmm...wonder if I'd end up on her "nut files" if I try following her around and saying I'm making a "documentary" for the Rudies???

[DaveM]

I wish to nominate Marcia's kidney stone as an offering for the next Rudie auction.

[Dee]

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What's this? My very own cheap imitation plastic piece of crap with my very own name on it?

You really shouldn't have. :p

[marjan]

Thank you, thank you..
I am speechless, I don´t know what to say .. it is too much
I really am greatfull to except these awards, I never thought I would make a chance to win .. I didn´t even prepaired my speech :rolleyes:
But I would like to thank my parents for the unconditioned love and my two sisters for giving my parents their grandchildren. No way they got them from me :eek: And I would like to thank everyone who supported my nominations ..
You Rock

[Eva]

I'd hate for these Rudie events to be overloaded with Security. Then again, we all need to be and feel safe.
Let's keep this among ourselves. I'll do your security. Don't worry, everything will be fine.

Pirate Queen

PS: I do demand a flattering uniform

[Sara]

Let's keep this among ourselves. I'll do your security. Don't worry, everything will be fine.

Pirate Queen

PS: I do demand a flattering uniform

That's an excellent idea, Eva, and we thank you. Will this do? (Please note. You have to provide your own shoes.)

Karen, if Eva approves, can we commission you to do the sewing?


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[Mary6906]

And I think OakKitten and yours truly, Saxman, and RandyPA should be lining up to "tack on" her rank!! I think you can stand a shot in the arm, Eva? We won't make it hurt that much. :rolleyes:

[Kathleen Brogan]

I'm again honored to present a new Jimbie award to Best Community Organizer/Leader....

Sara

organizing the event, hiring the caterers, bartenders, orchestra, making and polishing the awards, and pressing charges against the trophy thieves


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[Sara]

And I think OakKitten and yours truly, Saxman, and RandyPA should be lining up to "tack on" her rank!!
Another excellent suggestion - thanks, Mary!

And here's the corresponding male uniform.


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[Mary6906]

.... Most Janis Shows in a Year

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Well, I'm sorry I couldn't be there in person to accept my award, but I've been quite busy on a project, so I thought I'd "video-in" my speech.... below is the "close captioned" edition.....

You know when they first told me I was nominated, I just had to take a minute and catch my breath; this just makes me feel so special.

You know, there are so many little people to thank.... but first-off though, I want to thank Janis and the roadcrew who graciously put up with me showing up at seven different venues...(see, I wasn't stalking), and to the rest of the Rudies of this board who looked deep within their hearts before giving me this fantastic award!

And finally, to my Smoochie face, whom I didn't sleep with <blows kisses> — I couldn't have done it without you! ;)

Thank you America, and good night!

[Sara]

I'm again honored to present a new Jimbie award to Best Community Organizer/Leader....

Sara

organizing the event, hiring the caterers, bartenders, orchestra, making and polishing the awards, and pressing charges against the trophy thieves.
I am so honored! I've never won anything before; I'm getting all choked up. I'm so farklempt (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=rd7&ei=OmFKS-nEH5TWM7aA3ZAJ&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&ved=0CAYQBSgA&q=farklempt&spell=1), I do hope I don't cry! I'd like to thank the Academy, JoanM and Kathleen for all their help in presenting, my fellow Rudies for their support, my boss at work for allowing me time off to be here, and most of all, I'd like to thank Janis. Without her, none of this would have ever been possible.

I'd say I wasn't worthy, but I'd be lying. :D Oh, and I'd also like to acknowledge . . . wait, wait, I'm not finished . . . talk your hands off me! . . .

[lucille]

Thank you, Elliott. That was inspiring. <Clearing throat.> Ushers, please help Elliott to his seat.

And now for our next award. It brings me great pleasure to present this next trophy to the Rudie with the coolest car and most delightfully acerbic wit, the Rudie best known to the Pittsburgh fire department. Please give it up for Lucille, the winner of the award for Best Aussie Rudie! Happy birthday, Wendy!

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/TrophyforLucilleWendy.jpg

<<coming direct to you by satellite from a very hot Geelong>>
Sorry I can't be there in person but I rooly don't like the cold weather - I don't like the hot weather either.
Hey, bloody bewdy. Fair dinkum, I reckon it must be some kind of honour that you hold this award night on my birthdy. Ta very much for the award. I want to thank the Pittsburgh fire department - without them it would be difficult to get this award. I'd like to thank my parents who gave birth to me in Oz. Again it would be impossible to get this award. And finally I thank Morris Garages for my indulgence.

[Sara]

Before continuing with the awards, I'd like to pause to acknowledge a few more people. Those listed, below, received nominations in their respective categories after the Academy's official deadline, so they couldn't receive trophies. They are quite worthy, however. The following people will each receive their own sterling silver Rudie serving platter, appropriate for most any Rudie food gathering:



Elliott for Most Diplomatic
Dar for Rudiest Food Enthusiast
Rickster for Rudiest Food Enthusiast

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/SilverPlatterWithRudeGirlLogofinal.jpg

[Sara]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm275/jgmaute/TrophyforDee.jpg

What's this? My very own cheap imitation plastic piece of crap with my very own name on it?

You really shouldn't have. :p
Perhaps you're right, Dee. Perhaps you're right.

And in recognition of your newly-acquired opportunity to visit the US, here's your very own, personalized Rudie platter. Yours, by the way, is not sterling silver, but a cheap imitation plastic piece of crap with your very own name on it. Enjoy!

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/SilverRudiePlatterforDee.jpg

[Sara]

This next award goes to a Rudie who is also an elementary school media specialist. She enjoys reading, sewing, and listening to music. She is also a very talented photographer, as evidenced by this award. Please give it up for aspiemom, winner of the Best Photos of Janis Signing Stuff award!

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/Aspiemom.jpg

[Sara]

Oh how I admire those who can write music, sing, and play guitar! They bring so much joy into the world. It is my distinct pleasure to recognize three very talented women, all of whom are featured on the fabulous Among Friends II CD.

Please join me in applauding Kath of the Guitar for the Writes Like a Girl award and both JoanM and Greener for the Plays Like a Girl award. :)

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/KathoftheGuitar.jpg http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/Joan.jpg http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/Greener.jpg

[JoanM]

I've been taking a break by the roaring fireplace.

Oh my oh my, just to be standing with such an august group...and we've got it covered from the east to the west coast...and we all know that there are several other Rudies who are faithfully playing like girls all over this continent if not all over this world.

I'd like to thank Mrs. Buzzwell, my piano teacher when I was in elementary school who rang a bell every time I made a mistake, made me start all over again, and circled the missed note in a different color each week for making me hate the piano and pick up a guitar in eighth grade.

While I have your attention, I would like to award the Jimbie for Most Consecutive Days Listening to Janis.
http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm275/jgmaute/TrophyforElliott.jpg

Hey, someone pull the earbuds out of Elliott's ears so he can accept his award

[Sara]

Our next award goes to a Rudie who hails from Fort Wayne, Indiana. She says she is "addicted to school, people watching, and milk chocolate." She's also a baker-in-the-making, but could apparently use a lesson or two from Karen. One thing's for sure, this Rudie can write, as evidenced by her award. Please join me in recognizing Stardust, the recipient of the award for Best Cooking Description.

Here's her award-winning description, as provided by Karen. (http://janisian.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9103)

Did you ever get your kitchen cleaned up, Terrie?

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/Stardust.jpg

(http://janisian.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9103)

[aspiemom]

This next award goes to a Rudie who is also an elementary school media specialist. She enjoys reading, sewing, and listening to music. She is also a very talented photographer, as evidenced by this award. Please give it up for aspiemom, winner of the Best Photos of Janis Signing Stuff award!

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/Aspiemom.jpg


Oh, I didn't prepare my speech, but I'd like to thank all the people at my school who come running to me all the time to take a picture of this and that. Who knew? I'd also like to thank all of you zany rudies who make everything so much fun. ...wait... i'm not done... why do i only get 2 seconds for my speech????

[Elliott]

Hey, I just woke up and there's another cup on my lap! So, thank you very much indeed! E

[Greener]

Wow, just to be mentioned in similar categories with such talented women is the best part. Makes me very proud of playing like a girl!

[Sara]

Hey, someone pull the earbuds out of Elliott's ears so he can accept his award
Thank you, Joan, though I can hardly blame Elliott for those earbuds. I've gotten in trouble at work for that same thing.

Yes, don't we all love music? With that said, I'd like to present this next award to another Rudie featured on the Among Friends II CD, a Rudie who really needs no introduction. Please clap out an appreciative rhythm to welcome our next winner to the stage. For the Best Back to Music award, I give you Marcia Drummergal!

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/TrophyforMarcia.jpg

[Elliott]

A standing ovation in progress here!

[Sara]

The Arts enrich our lives immensely. Music, art, theater, you name it. This ceremony wouldn't be complete without recognizing the fabulous talents of this next award winner. She has a continually changing, wonderfully-conceived, cleverly-created avatar for each occasion and somehow manages to integrate her sense of humor into every one. This Rudie also comes up with other original graphics that grace so many of her posts. She is generous in helping others with their graphic design and I want to be just like her when I grow up. Please put your hands together for the one and only Mary for the award for Best Graphic Designer!

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/TrophyforMary.jpg

[Sara]

These next award-winning Rudies might have helped to inspire a current box office smash hit movie. I haven't seen the movie "Avatar," so know that I mean this in the most complimentary way possible. There are so many Rudies deserving this award. Those who had the most visible support from the Rudie community in this category have won the award for Best Avatar. Please join me in encouraging Mary, Marjan, Razal, and Greener to the stage!

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/TrophyforMary.jpghttp://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/TrophyforMarjan.jpghttp://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/Razal.jpghttp://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/Greener.jpg

[Sara]

These next two award-winning Rudies are forever linked to each other by virtue of their birth. Songdragon loves dragons and Janis Ian and is also interested in writing, field hockey, art, listening to music, elves, and role-playing. Peppermint enjoys swimming, lacrosse, soccer and other sports, piano, reading, and singing. Please put your hands together for these lovable twin waifs, co-winners of the Best Waifs award!

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/Songdragon.jpg http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/Peppermint.jpg

[razal]

These next award-winning Rudies might have helped to inspire a current box office smash hit movie. I haven't seen the movie "Avatar," so know that I mean this in the most complimentary way possible. There are so many Rudies deserving this award. Those who had the most visible support from the Rudie community in this category have won the award for Best Avatar. Please join me in encouraging Mary, Marjan, Razal, and Greener to the stage!

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/TrophyforMary.jpghttp://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/TrophyforMarjan.jpghttp://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/Razal.jpghttp://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/Greener.jpg

OH, I am going to be the one who cries tonight...they said it couldn't be done....you like me! you really like me!................

[hoops]

"yes" "what's that?, Oh, I was just going to the gara...I mean the ladies room" "Sure I'll answer your questions." "favorite award? Hmmm, that's a tough one. I think all the winners should be equally praised for their hard work and supreme fandom. It's an honor just to be among the rudies, to receive an award is...is...I can't even come up with the words." "The program? Wow, really, all I can say is Wow! Sara did such a fine job last year and to come back this year and see how it has improved in mulitples is a facinating thing to see. I'm proud to be here." "New catagories? Well with all the new things that have happened this year and Major comebacks and..well, i said it before, hard work, i think the new catagories are necessary to make sure everyone receives their due. I also think it was very important that Janis Ian, our host and idol be awarded this year, she does more than all of us to make sure we...well, just, she is incredible, you can't imagine the work Janis puts in every year to be true to here craft and to honor us, her fans, and I'll say it again, it is an honor to be onee of Janis Ian's fans" "My awards, he he he, well I'm grateful for them, tho I know others who deserve them more than I, well maybe not the twisted award." "What's that?" Oh, oh, thanks, thank you it's been great, thanks for being here, thanks for asking. Goodnight"
peace
hoops

[Sara]

And now, it is my great pleasure to introduce another well-established Rudie, Roady. (Try to say that 10 times, real fast, rudieroady-rudieroady-rudieroady . . .) Roady has said that some of her best friends have 4 legs. I knew there was a reason I like that woman! Roady is a research nurse who likes dogs, books, computers, MVI, kayaking, and folk music. Already introduced are the incomparable Kathleen Brogan of JIMB and ebay fame and the quickly-rising Greener who has really come into her own during this past year. All three are among the many Rudies who give so generously of their time in providing us with interesting internet links. Both Roady and Kathleen are the winners of the Best Finder of Internet Janis Stuff and Greener is coming along nicely as the Best New Finder of Internet Janis Stuff. Let's show our appreciation!

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/Roady.jpg http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/TrophyforKathleen.jpg http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/Greener.jpg

[Sara]

"yes" "what's that?, Oh, I was just going to the gara...I mean the ladies room" "Sure I'll answer your questions." "favorite award? Hmmm, that's a tough one. I think all the winners should be equally praised for their hard work and supreme fandom. It's an honor just to be among the rudies, to receive an award is...is...I can't even come up with the words." "The program? Wow, really, all I can say is Wow! Sara did such a fine job last year and to come back this year and see how it has improved in mulitples is a facinating thing to see. I'm proud to be here." "New catagories? Well with all the new things that have happened this year and Major comebacks and..well, i said it before, hard work, i think the new catagories are necessary to make sure everyone receives their due. I also think it was very important that Janis Ian, our host and idol be awarded this year, she does more than all of us to make sure we...well, just, she is incredible, you can't imagine the work Janis puts in every year to be true to here craft and to honor us, her fans, and I'll say it again, it is an honor to be onee of Janis Ian's fans" "My awards, he he he, well I'm grateful for them, tho I know others who deserve them more than I, well maybe not the twisted award." "What's that?" Oh, oh, thanks, thank you it's been great, thanks for being here, thanks for asking. Goodnight"
peace
hoops
Thank you so much, hoops! Reading your post, I'm thinking it's all over. Well, there are still more awards. Rudies are such special people; I can hardly manage all these presentations. I think I'll take another break for now. <phew!>

[Roady]

It's an honor to be included on the podium with such talented ladies as Kathleen and Greener. Thanks Sara for all your hard work in putting on the 2nd annual Jimbie Awards-Fantastic Job! Since we've been sharing the same seat since this event started, would the 10 people on top of me please get off....I got to go to the ladies room. :eek:

[Sara]

It is my personal delight to present this next award to my friend Andrea, the spiritual yet down-to-earth, creative, sensitive, California Rudie known as Godsistah. Andrea is the kind of person that will stand by a friend through the good times and bad. Please join me in recognition of this exceptional animal-lover, the winner two years in a row of the Grooviest Rudie award!

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/TrophyforAndrea.jpg

[Greener]

Sara, you've done an amazing job on the JIMBie awards! Talk about 'up and coming Rudie', you're a mover and shaker that makes things happen in a big way. I'm proud to be amongst such talented folks.

As for the rest of you, I'm feeling uncharacteristically mushy tonight and.......I love you guys...sniff,sniff.

[Sara]

Our next winner is one of our most visible, most outspoken Rudies (in a good way). I know her as a kind, caring person despite her pirate queen persona. She was the first Rudie, ever, to respond directly to any of my posts when I was brand new here. She established what's probably the longest-running thread in the history of message boards, "You're SO banned!" I used to think I liked shoes. Compared with this Rudie, I am a mere shoe novice. Her discerning taste in both shoes and butches is legendary. Anyone reading this who hasn't guessed her identity is no real Rudie. Please give it up for Eva, the undisputed winner in two more categories. She has certainly earned the awards for both Most Queen-Like/ Most Evil Queen-Like and Most Discerning Taste.

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/TrophyforEva.jpg http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/TrophyforEva.jpg

[Sara]

This next Rudie is another multiple award winner, another well-established Rudie who helps make this message board the warm, inviting place that it is. We're so glad she was able to make her recent road trip. I'm sure she was quite "relieved." When they coined the expression, "This too shall pass," they must have been thinking about this Rudie, our talented drummergal who has given so much to so many, including Janis, herself. Please join me in saluting our very own winner of the Most Hanukkah Gifts Given to Janis by a Rudie (drum roll, please . . .), Marcia!

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/TrophyforMarcia.jpg

[Elliott]

standing ovation here!!!!!!!! :)

[Sara]

It's now my pleasure to present this next award to another Rudie who really needs no introduction. His contributions to so many threads say so much more about him than I ever could. His mastery of the written word commends him to the highest echelon of writers. He is an acute observer of the human condition, having been so acutely conditioned, himself. Little wonder, then, that I am presenting this award for Most Cynical and Disillusioned to our own DaveM.

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/TrophyforDave_M.jpg

[Sara]

These next two Rudies have already been introduced, since they have won so many awards, so I'll keep this presentation refreshingly short. I can only guess at how they've managed to live in the same household and still be on the best of terms. Please join me in recognizing Elliott and Greener, two Rudies close to my heart, who have truly earned the award, First Rudie Cohabitation (Platonic Category).

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/GreenerElliottandDoggie.jpg

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/TrophyforElliott.jpg http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/Greener.jpg

[Sara]

It's been said that Rudie vibes really do work, and I don't doubt it for a minute. I'm getting emotional, thinking over the last 16 months or so. This is how long I've been in the presence of so many loving people, all so different, yet so alike at heart. Dear Rudie Family, please receive my thanks for accepting me into your (dare I say it?) bosom! ;)

I hereby present this award for Magical Vibes & Wonderful Hearts to the Entire Rudie Family.

Now who will step up and accept this award?

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/TrophyforEntireRudieFamily.jpg

[Elliott]

Thank you Janis for making everyone's life a little Greener! :)

[Greener]

I think the Magical Vibes and Wonderful Hearts trophy should be accepted by Janis since she is our 'creator' and without her, the message board and thus, this wonderful community of people, would not exist.

[Dee]

Perhaps you're right, Dee. Perhaps you're right.

And in recognition of your newly-acquired opportunity to visit the US, here's your very own, personalized Rudie platter. Yours, by the way, is not sterling silver, but a cheap imitation plastic piece of crap with your very own name on it. Enjoy!

I will accept your cheap plastic imitation pieces of crap only once EVERY Janis Ian fan has not been overlooked.

And right after the swim suit competition.

Lovingly,
Jane Fonda

[Marcia Drummergal]

Thank you, Joan, though I can hardly blame Elliott for those earbuds. I've gotten in trouble at work for that same thing.

Yes, don't we all love music? With that said, I'd like to present this next award to another Rudie featured on the Among Friends II CD, a Rudie who really needs no introduction. Please clap out an appreciative rhythm to welcome our next winner to the stage. For the Best Back to Music award, I give you Marcia Drummergal!

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/TrophyforMarcia.jpg

Wow...and TWO trophies to boot! Thank you all! I'd like to thank the academy...I would like to thank ALL of the music teachers I have studied with over the past mmmmphhhh years. All of the fine musicians I have worked with, too numerous to mention. Thanks to the wonderful friends and musicians I am currently working with and WILL work with in the future! And the biggest THANKS goes to Janis and each and every Rudie for making this the best board on the internet!

Marcia :)

[Sara]

I've been checking, and they're now ready for us. There is an all-you-can-eat banquet after-party set up in the ballroom. We have plenty of time reserved, so help yourselves. I hope you enjoy the band. There'll be space available on the dance floor.

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/ajc081030_021.jpg

[Sara]

Did I remember to say, "Open bar?"

[Mary6906]

Wow, check it out people.... come on... dig in....

http://www.golfbc.com/images/courses/olympic_view/photos/clubhouse_restaurant/ov_buffet2.jpg http://www.casinoandbarschool.com/bartending/images/bartender_pour.jpg Open bar? .... they'll come running now.

[GodSistah]

Did I remember to say, "Open bar?"

Will there be brownies?!

:)

[Sara]

Will there be brownies?!

:)
Heheheh! Certainly. And cupcakes! :) So glad you could make it!

I like your new avatar.

[hoops]

Sistah, always thinking of the important things! I love you for it! I too love the new avatar, so fitting.
peace
hoops
BTW oooo, everything looks so goooood! what a party woooo haaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[Mary6906]

Pssssssst, GodSistah... the dessert table is over here

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg317/Mary6906/My%20stuff/desert.jpg

[Elliott]

Does anybody know if these ribs are vegan? Is this kale organic? Are you gonna eat that? You gonna finish that? Can I take this for my dog? Greener needs more ketchup! Are these made from KS2's recipe? Can I sit next to Karen? Mind if I sit next to you? Oh look!! Brownies!!!! :p I'm already hungry again! I love you man..................

[Sara]

Does anybody know if these ribs are vegan? Is this kale organic? Are you gonna eat that? You gonna finish that? Can I take this for my dog? Greener needs more ketchup! Are these made from KS2's recipe? Can I sit next to Karen? Mind if I sit next to you? Oh look!! Brownies!!!! :p I'm already hungry again! I love you man..................
Elliott, dear, I think you've had enough brownies for now, bless your heart! ;)

[GodSistah]

I give this ceremony (and thread) five stars and two around the world snaps of approval!

Now after quite a few brownies (and before my date, Sacheen Littlefeather, pulls me away from the mic) I just want to say, "Bush don't care about Rudie People!"

Now, what was I talking about again...??? :confused:

Oh yea, 5 stars for Sister Sara (somebody save her some fruitcake)!

;)

[Sara]

You know darn well I hate fruitcake! :p

[Elliott]

We have fruitcake? Are you gonna finish that?

[Mary6906]

I think we have enough fruitcakes and nuts on this Rudie board as it is... we don't need no more. :D

[Elliott]

You think? :p:):rolleyes::o

[Sara]

I think we have enough fruitcakes and nuts on this Rudie board as it is... we don't need no more. :D
Hehehehheheheh!! I think it's the brownies talking.

[GodSistah]

"There's a lady living somewhere,
where it is, I do not know,
But I loooooong to write and tell her,
that I love her soooo...."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoemlvcaHvQ

"...honey, those brownies are obscene...drop the "H", just Sara..."

:)

[Mary6906]

This year we find a new category for the Grooviest Person. Although he could never outshine Janis, he was found sharing (though it isn't clear if he was an invited guest and if so who invited him...) the stage and exhibiting exciting choreography which added to Janis's onstage performance. This was a nomination by RandyPA...and the winner is entering now having just left his motel and traveling through a mist of ..... RAID .....

Carpie the Chapel Hill Cockroach
http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm275/jgmaute/CarpietheChapelHillCockroach.jpg

Accepting the award for Carpie will be Mary6906.....

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg317/Mary6906/My%20stuff/MJH-widescreen.jpg

Carpie is sorry he couldn't be with you tonight to accept his award, but he's on the road touring. But I'm sure he'd like to thank the members of the JIMB and especially RandyPA for nominating him as a Groovy person... and sincerest apologies to Janis if he accidentally stepped into your spotlight, after all, RandyPA said he could be a backup singer for the night!

Thank you!

http://www.genevievecartoons.com/cartoons/toon.2005/2005.03/cockroach_.jpg "Carpie, doing his best Gloria Gaynor drag act"

[razal]

So that's why they call those brownies 'groovy'??!!!:cool:

[Mary6906]

"There's a lady living somewhere,
where it is, I do not know,
But I loooooong to write and tell her,
that I love her soooo...."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoemlvcaHvQ

"...honey, those brownies are obscene...drop the "H", just Sara..."

:)


MMMMMmmmmm, loves me some of that Cherry Danish! :p

[hoops]

Honey, bring on the Liza!
peace
hoops

[Sara]

Honey, bring on the Liza!
peace
hoops
Actually, Liza had been planning on attending the Jimbies, but she's soon to undergo knee replacement surgery and couldn't make it. (http://www.thewrap.com/article/liza-minelli-having-knee-replacement-surgery-12763)

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/LizaMinelli.jpg

[hoops]

Ohhhhhh, knee replacement, that's what theye call it these days, ok, I'll go with that
peace
hoops

[Mary6906]

Hey, did somebody say, someone had a joint? :confused:

[hoops]

Mary, you've already had enough brownies, I'm going to be carrying someone out to the car tonight!
peace
hoops

[Mary6906]

Let's get this party started!!! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTChzv6UPEI

[Mary6906]

Whoa.... why is the room spinning? Oh dear.... Someone stick a fork in me I'm done.... I think somebody better call me a cab... I need to sleep this off.... nite everybody... enjoy the rest of the party <hic> :cool:

[lucille]

Whoa.... why is the room spinning? Oh dear.... Someone stick a fork in me I'm done.... I think somebody better call me a cab... I need to sleep this off.... nite everybody... enjoy the rest of the party <hic> :cool:

Okay, you're a cab.:D

[Elliott]

This food is really very delicious... Where did Mary go? :confused:

As soon as Janis puts her name on that glass, it's mine.

Why is everybody looking at me?:o

I'm still hungry.... I must be an almond joy because I feel like a nut! Oh, fruitcake!

Has anyone seen a little dog with a lampshade on her head?

Greener? Do you have the dog? Mary's gone, the dog is gone, and she was hot... This could be bad... very, very bad. :eek:

[razal]

Duuuuude, it's Tuesday, where's the party?:cool:

[Sara]

Duuuuude, it's Tuesday, where's the party?:cool:
Razal, we have this ballroom reserved for as long as we want it. Maybe even long enough for both Mary and Elliott to recover! :D If the food runs out, we still have the band and dancing.

http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/schoolcounselor4kids/DancingBrightly-Colored.jpg

[Elliott]

Some things you just don't get over.... :(

[Sara]

This food is really very delicious...
So glad you like it, Elliott. It is good, isn't it.


Has anyone seen a little dog with a lampshade on her head?

Greener? Do you have the dog? Mary's gone, the dog is gone, and she was hot... This could be bad... very, very bad. :eek:
A hot dog? No, no, Elliott. It's Mary that's the weenie. I worry about you sometimes . . . :rolleyes:

[Mary6906]

Whoa is me..... stop the room spinning... that was a mighty fun party.

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg317/Mary6906/My%20stuff/Sick-hotdog.jpg

[Sara]

Poor Mary. At least you've grown arms, somehow, and can take your own temp. Just how hot is this hot dog? Hope you feel better soon and can rejoin us. Will you remember your good time?


If the food runs out, we still have the band and dancing.
Care to dance with me, Kathleen? :)

[Elliott]

Has anybody seen my boots? I can't remember my grandmother's name....:o

[Roady]

Look who's here! Am I seeing things? What award ceremony was this? Must have been the brownies I ate. :eek:


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[Sara]

How did you manage to go back in time like that? Are you eating the same brownies I am? :confused: :D

[razal]

Wow, Roady is right, Sara!!!! I was just getting over laughing about Mary's fuzzy slippers and then Roady slips us a Mickey!!!!

Oh, I never had such great brownies!!!!:p

Sara, I can't thank you enough for getting this party together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TiminOhio]

Well is the ceremony over or are we still anxiously awaiting the appearance of............drum role........plzzzz.........Mrs. Janis Ia.........:cool:

[Eva]

*wakes up under an empty dessertable*
*burps*
*grabs a cake from the table*
*takes a bite*
*falls asleep again with half eaten cake in hand*

Eva

[GodSistah]

*wakes up under an empty dessertable*

Hey, who's under there with you???

:)

[Sara]

Well, Roady, I don't know if it's the brownies or not, but I'm starting to think you might be CLAIRE-voyant! :D


Look who's here! Am I seeing things? What award ceremony was this? Must have been the brownies I ate. :eek:


http://users.net1plus.com/baw/18thgramalbum.jpg

[saxman]

i just saw the picture of Elliott pole dancing he is alot better at it than me. and a bearded pole dancer doesent look to good next to Elliott so i withdraw from the contest . Elliott gets my vote

[Elliott]

Thank you Mr. Saxman.... It's been a long time.

[Sara]

That's very gracious of you, Saxman. If this is your wish, maybe Kathleen will list your Best Pole Dancer of the Year trophy on eBay. You're still the undisputed winner of Fluffiest Space Beard, though.

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[GodSistah]

*GodSistah spinning 'round and around on her roller disco skates*

:cool:

[hoops]

"Rock the boat! Don't rock the boat baby!" wooo hooo! having fun in this wheel chair i made...sistah, i had to borrow a few wheels, i see it's only making things more fun for you, that's good.
peace
hoops

[Sara]

Allow me to share my thoughts.


Oh, I never had such great brownies!!!!:p

Sara, I can't thank you enough for getting this party together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I'm glad it was fun. It would have been nothing without all of you.
Joan and Kathleen, you really helped me out! I thank you both once again.
Mary and Lucille, the satellite feed was a nice touch.
If this event is to be continued next year, I'll certainly need lots more help from guest presenters. It's a big job, keeping the banter going.
Finally, I think I'll revisit that hotel chef and learn more about that brownie recipe! ;)

[Elliott]

You'll know him when you see him. He has an orange backpack, and he shows up at all college frat parties. I guess he delivers... you know how those college boys like cake! :cool: