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lucille
06-08-2006, 03:27 AM
1. Always have a martini at a cocktail party, but two at the most.
Three will put you under the table and four will see you under the host.


2. Aspire to be a Barbie - the bitch has everything.


3. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.


4. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.


5. When someone is getting to you ask them "Which part of princess don't you understand?"


6. Some call it cocktail hour - For me it's a support group.


7. Go on the 30 day diet. I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days.


8. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.


9. My greatest fear is that there is no PMS and this is just my personality.


10. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me
here.


11. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.


12. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.

Dee
06-08-2006, 04:18 AM
10. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.


Gee, I can really relate to that one. Does that make me woman-ly? :p

Marcia Drummergal
06-08-2006, 11:15 AM
9. My greatest fear is that there is no PMS and this is just my personality.

I'm really afraid of this one. I think Bat might agree with this one as it pertains to me....... :eek:

Marcia :rolleyes:

Bat
06-09-2006, 01:45 AM
I have to admit, Marcia, that when I first read that one...oh, never mind...
<chuckle::wheeze::snarf::guffaw::fapp>...erm..