lucille
06-08-2006, 03:27 AM
1. Always have a martini at a cocktail party, but two at the most.
Three will put you under the table and four will see you under the host.
2. Aspire to be a Barbie - the bitch has everything.
3. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.
4. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
5. When someone is getting to you ask them "Which part of princess don't you understand?"
6. Some call it cocktail hour - For me it's a support group.
7. Go on the 30 day diet. I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days.
8. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
9. My greatest fear is that there is no PMS and this is just my personality.
10. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me
here.
11. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
12. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.
Three will put you under the table and four will see you under the host.
2. Aspire to be a Barbie - the bitch has everything.
3. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.
4. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
5. When someone is getting to you ask them "Which part of princess don't you understand?"
6. Some call it cocktail hour - For me it's a support group.
7. Go on the 30 day diet. I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days.
8. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
9. My greatest fear is that there is no PMS and this is just my personality.
10. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me
here.
11. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
12. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.