Randy & Betty in Pa
06-06-2006, 11:09 AM
It is with great pride that we announce that this very evening at 19:00hrs E.S.T. Tap Dancingless IrishBeth and Her Holiness Ms. PirateQueen Eva will for your dancing and dining entertainment be performing an exorcism on the evil and vile Pirate RedJack. Informed sources have released that the Holy Water to be used is the finest available and has been taken from the tap of the Choir bathroom of the Church of the Least Holy Saints in Hoboken New Jersey. The church in a recently released statement informed the media that the toilet will be especially scrubbed prior to this event. In the best interest of the Church, a policy of Compliance to the Department of Federal Immigration will be maintained and all Latin Prayers will be sang in English so as to remain politically correct... Come see the beast driven from Redjack. That beast will then be transported via twin flushes to Prime Minister Tony Blair who in a formal ceremoney will loose the Beast in Quebec marked with it's official trappings of 666 attached to the beast both in English and French as to meet the Canadian Nationial nearly a single language Law.