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Oak Kitten
05-28-2006, 06:09 AM
Just tossing this one out to the JIMB in the spirit of the aphorism that any publicity is good publicity.

Oak

New and Notable book reviews

Anne Stephenson
Special for The Republic
May. 28, 2006 12:00 AM

'I Hate Myself and Want to Die: The 52 Most Depressing Songs You've Ever Heard'
Tom Reynolds
(Hyperion, $12.95)

To write a book like this, you need a working knowledge of music recorded over the past 70 years and an astute and merciless sense of humor. Tom Reynolds is our man. From MacArthur Park (sung by Richard Harris, whose overwrought falsetto "makes Mandy Patinkin sound like Tom Waits") to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald (begins with Gordon Lightfoot channeling Pink Floyd, ends with a roll call of the Great Lakes) to Evanescence's My Immortal (Amy Lee's voice "would make a knock-knock joke sound like a Sylvia Plath poem"), he offers a thorough analysis of each song and makes merry over how morose pop music can be. Other targets include Hurt performed by Nine Inch Nails; Teen Angel by Mark Dinning; Janis Ian's At Seventeen; Round Here by Counting Crows; and One by Metallica. We consulted with a teenage guitarist who kept running off with the book when we weren't looking. He's a man of few words and muted enthusiasm, so his verdict was a rave: "The guy's really funny. And he's right."

Dee
05-28-2006, 02:26 PM
This must be how Janis got that bum reputation as the "Queen of Depression." LOL

Personally, her songs have helped me through many depressing times, especially those hormone nightmare teen years.

At Seventeen came to my rescue when life was approaching unbearable, so I have trouble relating that song to “depressing.”

Eva
05-28-2006, 06:28 PM
Please do not take this post seriously. It's just for fun... Creator of this post (me) is not responsable for bad results if you try this at home...)

I will combine two threads here:
1. Any publicity is good
2. Promoting Janis / Ideas & suggestions

My idea: Create a scandal! :D
"Cheat" on Pat with... *drumroll* a man! For instance Willie Nelson, after all, you once had a duet with him. Or even better: a rightwing politician who is against gay marriage. That will confuse the world, believe me... ;)

Eva

Marcia Drummergal
05-28-2006, 06:36 PM
Ah, I get it. So Janis gets herself in the National Enquirer or some similar rag by doing something really outrageous. That's one way of doing it I suppose.........!! :D

Marcia :)

DaveM
05-30-2006, 05:03 PM
That's it! Janis should have an affair with Pat Robertson. As if anyone could sleep with the man and live to tell about it.

Geez, and the most imaginative thing I could come up with was public tag team wrestling involving Janis and Dar (Karen as referee). Naturally we'd all expect to be invited....

moshemae
06-01-2006, 07:10 AM
good ideas people lol!

Dee
06-01-2006, 07:30 AM
Ah, I get it. So Janis gets herself in the National Enquirer or some similar rag by doing something really outrageous. That's one way of doing it I suppose.........!! :D

How 'bout, National Enquirer detectives reveal:

JANIS IAN LONG LOST LOVE CHILD OF BILLIE HOLIDAY AND BENNY GOODMAN

:p

Dee
06-01-2006, 02:05 PM
I just posted my amazon.com review of FINB in my blog (http://lonernotlonely.blogspot.com/). Sometimes I can be a tad slow, eh. LOL

Lily
06-01-2006, 07:43 PM
Is it a risk to post those things here?!
:p

In any case, I don't think Janis needs complicated love affairs and/or betraying Pat. We love Pat too, don't we?!
I think a little on stage stunt like Annie Lennox some years ago would do just fine :D - Annie pooled off her bra, threw it to the raging crowd while staying only in white semi-transparent cotton shirt.

Press was very busy next day... believe me ( i happened to be at that concert)

DaveM
06-01-2006, 08:15 PM
If I recall correectly, Janis ruled out any "wardrobe malfunctions" just prior to the "Billie's Bones" tour. Then again, that was before "Nude Folk"....

Kathleen Brogan
06-08-2006, 09:23 PM
How about "Famous Folk Singer, songrwriter & science fiction buff Janis Ian has an affair with an Alien". We can send the story to the "Star" (no coindenience) and the headline would read: "Janis, the Flying Girl, On the Other Side of the Sun" Then Night Rains, & God & the FBI would go platinum and "Sesame Street, In Harmony 2" would finally get released on CD!!!! We can use the money that the newsrag gives us for the scoop to buy up as many "Folk is the New Black" CDs we can and send them to radio stations, then that CD would sell millions too!

DaveM
06-09-2006, 12:19 PM
The Weekly World News would surely be willing to hook her up with BatBoy, or at least give her double billing with the latest return of Jesus.