A late present for all the Rudieloonies...

[Bat]

A friend whose computer crashed over the holidays--a fate worse than death-- sent me this, and I still think it was better late than never:
(I'm sure most of you saw it last year, but it is ageless. If the shoe fits...)



CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED

1. SCHIZOPHRENIA: -- Do You Hear What We Hear?

2. AMNESIA -- I Don't Know If I'll Be Home for Christmas.

3. NARCISSIST -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing-All About Me.

4. MANIC -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants, and.....

5. MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER -- We Three Kings Disoriented Are.

6. PARANOID --- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me.

7. BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER -- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.

8. FULL PERSONALITY DISORDER -- You Better Watch Out! I'm Gonna cry; I'm Gonna Pout! -- Maybe I'll Tell You Why .

9. OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER -- Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.....

10. AGORAPHOBIA -- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day, but Wouldn't Leave My House.

11. SENILE DEMENTIA -- Walking in a Winter Wonderland--Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANCE DISORDER -- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus-so I Burned Down the House.

13. SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER -- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

14. ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER -- We Wish You....Hey Look!!! It's Snowing!!!

[Amy in Vermont]

Seen it before, but its funnier every time I see it!

[sister rose]

Haha...thanks Bat!

[Eva]

I am very disappointed. I was looking which christmascarol would fit with my dysthime disorder (chronic depressions might be a nice way to describe it) but it's not in the list. If you'll excuse me now. I'm going back to bed, pull the covers over my head and cry for two days because of it :( :rolleyes:

Eva

[Bat]

I think you're somewhere between # 7 and #8, Eva.:confused:

[Eva]

I think you're somewhere between # 7 and #8, Eva.:confused:
Hahaha! I think you could be right :D

Eva

[Oak Kitten]

I am very disappointed. I was looking which christmascarol would fit with my dysthime disorder (chronic depressions might be a nice way to describe it) but it's not in the list.
Eva

Eva,

How about "Deck the Halls with Melancholia?"

Oak

[hoops]

how about deck the halls with...why me??? why ME????
peace
hoops

[Oak Kitten]

Deck the halls with melancholia – blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah.
Only bad things will befall you – blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah
Every day is filled with peril – blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah
Live in fear of crazy squirrels – blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah

[Mary6906]

LOL.... that was funny, Oak... thanks for the laugh!

[DaveM]

But what depressed person could ever muster up the wherewithal to sing?

It's like the psychiatric lightbulb joke: How many depressed people does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'd rather sit in the dark.

[Eva]

Darned, you're all right :o :D

Eva