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Dee
12-31-2008, 04:13 PM
University's banned words list offers no 'bailout' to offenders

By Jeff Karoub, The Associated Press

DETROIT - A movie about a "maverick," his journey "from Wall Street to Main Street," his "desperate search" for a "monkey" and a "game-changing" revelation about his "carbon footprint" probably would make the nation's word-watchers physically ill.

Especially if it were the "winner of five nominations."

All those words and phrases are the annual List of Words to Be Banished from the Queen's English for Mis-use, Over-use and General Uselessness, produced by Lake Superior State University on Michigan's Upper Peninsula.

The 34th version of the list, released Tuesday, selected 15 entries from about 5,000 nominations, and the bulk of the entries came from the environmental category - for "green" or "going green."

"If I see one more corporation declare itself 'green,' I'm going to start burning tires in my backyard," wrote Ed Hardiman of Bristow, Va., in his submission.

Nominators had also had their fill of "carbon footprint" - the amount of greenhouse gases an individual's lifestyle produces.

"I'm a maverick, he's a maverick, wouldn't you like to be a maverick, too?" offered Michael Burke of Silver Spring, Md., in his entry for the label embraced by unsuccessful Republican presidential candidate John McCain.

Although this year's sluggish economy and record rise in gas prices may have kept people closer to home, the word coined for it - "staycation" - is "idiotic and rootless," complained Michele Mooney of Los Angeles.

An emoticon also made the list for the first time. The strings of characters used in e-mails and text-messaging commonly represent a face, but the school singled out an emoticon heart, formed with a "less than" symbol and the number 3.

"Monkey" was on the list because of what some see as its rampant use as a suffix.

"Especially on the Internet, many people seem to think they can make any boring name sound more attractive just by adding the word 'monkey' to it," wrote Rogier Landman of Sommerville, Mass.

Lake Superior State University's 2009 list of banished words and phrases:


green

carbon footprint or carbon offsetting

maverick

first dude

bailout

Wall Street/Main Street

monkey

icon or iconic

game changer

staycation

desperate search

not so much

winner of five nominations

it's that time of year again

University's banned words list offers no 'bailout' to offenders (http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/081230/koddities/banned_words)

GodSistah
12-31-2008, 04:28 PM
Monkey? Hmm...

Sara
12-31-2008, 05:01 PM
Monkey? Hmm...
GodSistah, I'm thinking it must be a George W. thing. :confused:

GodSistah
12-31-2008, 05:13 PM
Don't we have a Rudie named Green Monkey?

I tried "monkey" before and after and in between my name...it didn't make me any cooler.

However, Rudie before or after any name is instant cool!

Even my cat is a Rudie, named Rudie...or maybe she's just rude.

Dee
12-31-2008, 05:18 PM
Did anybpdy notice this one?


An emoticon also made the list for the first time. The strings of characters used in e-mails and text-messaging commonly represent a face, but the school singled out an emoticon heart, formed with a "less than" symbol and the number 3.
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k267/deemark/Emoticons/chuckling.gif

coffeegyrl
12-31-2008, 05:25 PM
"If I see one more corporation declare itself 'green,' I'm going to start burning tires in my backyard," wrote Ed Hardiman of Bristow, Va., in his submission.

LMAO at this one!

not that I advocate burning tires, but...

Oak Kitten
12-31-2008, 06:14 PM
I am probably way behind the times with this nomination, because it has been overused for years now - but it is high time to retire "extreme." Everything has to be "extreme" now. I just wasted two hours of my life watching a show called "Extreme Forensics" on the Discovery Channel. It was actually a good show. It reminds me of a cartoon I saw a couple of years ago that I should have made a point to save. It shows a bunch of people at a concession stand purchasing "extreme hot dogs" about six feet long and carrying them away over their heads.

Extremely yours,
Oak

Mary6906
12-31-2008, 06:27 PM
Well, then, they must have got it from me, I set the precedent!!

DaveM
12-31-2008, 11:17 PM
Apparently, just as it always has been, it's not easy being green.

And that said, I <3 Dee.

Dee
01-01-2009, 06:20 AM
I'd like to add "Breaking News" to that list.

Also "hot" as in, he or she is so hot! When I hear that I think, are they going to spontaneously combust? Should we call 911?

DaveM
01-01-2009, 03:16 PM
Nah....let's just get Paris Hilton with a tranquilizer dart.

hoops
01-01-2009, 08:39 PM
I have both tranquillizer and dart onhand...now...someone bring me Paris Hilton
peace
hoops
banned words on the hoops list
Miley Cyrus
Paris Hilton
Amy winehouse
Sarah Palin
brittney spears
Madonna
brad and angie
sold out
credit denied
sale price
cash back
whatever the occasion holiday sale

anyone care to add to the list

DaveM
01-01-2009, 11:54 PM
And all those "cute" couple names like Brangelina, etc. They make me sick!

Eva
01-02-2009, 05:21 AM
Goodness, you people get sour sometimes... :rolleyes: :D

Eva

Oak Kitten
01-02-2009, 09:37 AM
How about banning the word, "recession?" Maybe if we ignore it, it will just go away. . .

Oak

hoops
01-03-2009, 10:29 PM
good thinking oak
peace
hoops

aabram
01-04-2009, 10:42 AM
Just come across this thread. This University is SO "last year"! Maybe that's another phrase that should be banned! I don't quite see the purpose of banning any phrase. Having something to hide is the most likely reason for it.

Annabel

Bat
01-04-2009, 11:53 AM
How about a special beheading for those who use 'like' every other word?
...and another for 'you know'.

Eva
01-04-2009, 12:18 PM
And for people who say 'actually' twice per sentence.

Eva

Bat
01-04-2009, 12:19 PM
Well, actually, Eva, I don't often actually do that, but....

Eva
01-04-2009, 12:21 PM
AAAAAAAAAARRRGH!
OFF with your head!

Pirate Queen

coffeegyrl
01-04-2009, 12:36 PM
And people who say 'whatever' every other word!

Sara
01-04-2009, 12:42 PM
Well, actually, Eva, I don't often actually do that, but....
Bat, you took my idea! :cool:

Like whatever . . .

Dee
01-04-2009, 02:42 PM
How about a special beheading for those who use 'like' every other word?

DEFINITELY! Kids today I tell ya! :p

Oak Kitten
01-04-2009, 05:54 PM
Anyone who uses the non-word, "irregardless" should be keel hauled.

Oak

sister rose
01-04-2009, 06:02 PM
anyone who refers to all periods of time as a minute...

ex: I dated him for a minute. (my daughter's favorite) arghhhh! :mad:

hoops
01-05-2009, 03:53 PM
the incorrect use of another as is ...that's a whole nother thing. wha?? oh and when people don;t know when to use me instead of I...as in "just between you and I" wronggggggggggggggggggg!

peace
hoops