Deemeister presents: GRINCHMAS CAROLS

[Dee]

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IT'S THE MOST HORRIBLE TIME OF THE YEAR

based on It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
by Eddie Pola and George Wyle (1963)

It’s the most horrible time of the year
With the kids that are screaming
And Santa is dreaming of shooting reindeer
It’s the most horrible time of the year
It's the crap-crappiest season of all
With that holiday shopping and gay popcorn popping
I’m hating it all
It's the crap-crappiest season of all

There'll be parties for drinking
And drunks who are stinking
And stumbling out in the snow
And that stupid ghost story
And tales that are boring from
People you don’t even know

It’s the most horrible time of the year
There'll be far too much snowing
Friends coming and going
They’re drinking my beer!
It’s the most horrible time of the year

Sappy strings interlude

There'll be parties for drinking
And drunks who are stinking
And stumbling out in the snow
And that stupid ghost story
And tales that are boring from
People you don’t even know

It’s the most horrible time of the year
There'll be far too much snowing
Friends coming and going
They’re drinking my beer!
It’s the most horrible time
It's the most horrible time
It’s the most horrible time of the year

[DaveM]

Dee....you haven't been associating with Republicans, have you?

[Bat]

Shouldn't that be, "Sarah is thinking of shooting Reindeer"?
A fine parody in your own inimitable style, Dee. Well done!:D

[Dee]

Thanks Bat. I wouldn't want to mention she whose name is not to be spoken in this crowd. Hoops might give me a Christmas spanking.

:p

HERE COMES CREEPY CLAUS

based on Here Comes Santa Claus
by Gene Autry and Oakley Haldeman (1947)

Here comes Creepy Claus
Here comes Creepy Claus
Home invading again
Plotting and scheming with all his reindeer
Trying to break in
Alarms are ringing and children are clinging
To each other in fright
Lock your windows and bolt your doors
'Cos Creepy Claus comes tonight

Here comes Creepy Claus
Here comes Creepy Claus
Yes that dude is insane
He's got a bag to steal your stuff
He’ll take it all away
Hear those sirens wailing loudly
What a frightening sight
Yes, you better hide under your bed
'Cos Creepy Claus comes tonight

[Ginny]

Dee, your parody of It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year puts a smile on my face! I can just hear Andy Williams singing your parody now...

Steve and I recently saw some some old footage of The Andy Williams Christmas specials, and we have come to realize that most of what he's singing about in these holidays shows means nothing... At least to us...

Everything in those shows looks too perfect... I guess I've turned into a Grinch in my old age... :eek:

[Ginny]

My two favorite lines of this parody of the song It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year:


Sappy strings interlude

And this


They’re drinking my beer!


:) :) :)

[DaveM]

I also didn't know that making popcorn was gay....I really have a lot to learn.

Having a tough time on Christmas clothes....after all, the song says: "don we now our gay apparel". My wardrobe somewhat resembles Janis', though with more flannel shirts. Will that suffice?

[Eva]

You did it again Dee! :D

Eva

[coffeegyrl]

I absolutely love songs with reworked lyrics and Dee you do it so well!

thank you for your gift of laughter !!ROFLMAO!!

[hoops]

"Applause!!" Dee wonderful job, really i'm laughing my face off...the "crap crappiest time of the year" my siblings and i used to sing it that way years ago...just cause it made us laugh...and cause it can be soooo verey true.
peace
hoops

[Dee]

Ain't it the truth, Hoops. This is a really hard time of year for a lot of people and I expect it will be for even more this year with the way the economy is going. So far I’m managing to stave off any season blues. If I didn't have my warped humour to get me through I don't know how I'd survive it all. So I laugh and I'm always glad if others laugh too.

I think I've mentioned in the past, some of these alternate lyrics just happen in my head all on their own. And it can hit any time any where. Fortunately Jimmy the boyfriend is of like mind so he doesn’t think I am completely nuts. Just nuts enough.

Next up: WACKY WONDERLAND or maybe FROSTY THE NOMAD. We'll see what happens.

[Ginny]

Yesss!!! Frosty The Nomad!!! Is there an actual song to go with the title? Is it possible??? ;)

[aabram]

Hmmm!!! ....I'm sure there'll be more of these

[Dee]

Still working on that one Ginny. Meanwhile . . .

NIGHTMARE OF THE BELLS

based on Carol Of The Bells
aka Ukranian Christmas Carol
by Mykola Leontovych (1916)

Oh no the bells!
Loud clanging bells!
Ringing away
Clanging today
Christmas is here
Drunkards and beer
Out in the cold
Begging for gold

Clang, dong, clang, dong
That is their song
Horrible things
All caroling
Noise ev'rywhere
Shocking the air
Driving me mad
Oy! And egads!

Oh how they pound
Terrible sound
O'er hill and dale
Demons with tails
Loudly they ring
Please stop those things
I cannot hear
Christmas of fear
Scary, scary, scary, scary Christmas
Scary, scary, scary, scary Christmas

Onward they send
They never end
Their awful tone
Invading homes

Clang, dong, clang, dong!

[Bat]

When I was a kid, I always thought it went, "Don we now our gray apparel"...
How about, "Troll: The ancient "Yuletide Carol"...
What can you do with those, Dee?

[Dee]

Not much? :o Sorry Bat, but requests never work out.

[hoops]

^5 dee another masterpiece
peace
hoops

[Dee]

Thanks Hoops. I have amuse myself. :o And I only pick songs that I like to begin with to do parodies of BTW.

[Dee]

It's Christmas eve so here's the last one for the year.

DID YOU CUT THE CHEESE LAD?

Do You Hear What I Hear?
by Noel Regney and Shayne Baker (1962)

Said the night wind to the shepherd boy
Did you cut the cheese lad?
Sounded like you did shepherd boy
Did you cut the cheese lad?
The smell, the smell, wafting in the night
Well you know that’s not very nice
Well you know that just isn’t right

Said the shepherd boy to the little lamb
Did you cut the cheese lamb?
Sounded like you did little lamb
Did you cut the cheese lamb?
The smell, the smell, reeking in the night
Well you know that’s not very nice
Well you know that just isn’t right

Said the little lamb to the mighty king
Did you cut the cheese Sire?
In your palace warm, mighty king
Did you cut the cheese Sire?
A fart, a fart, stinking up the night
Well you know that’s not very nice
Well you know that just isn’t right

Said the king to the people everywhere
Come and dine on lamb chops
Barbequed perfection every one
Tasty little lamb chops
A feast, a feast, free to all in sight
May he fill your bellies tonight
With his tasty goodness tonight!

[hoops]

Bravo dee Bravo!!!
peace
hoops

[coffeegyrl]

LMAO Dee! Another great one!

[Dee]

Thanks you two! Glad you enjoyed it.

[hoops]

Dee, i sent them to my sister and brother in law...they came to m today and told me they were laughing their butts off last night while making Christmas magic for their 4 kids...they loved your songs
merry christmas
peace
hoops

[Dee]

Thanks Hoops, glad they enjoyed them too. I just read them over again and have to say that I’m more than satisfied with this year’s batch if I do say so myself.

Signed,
Still crazy after all these years :p