December newsletter

[marjan]

:o I was looking for the new update for December and found a newsletter from November 15th that I didn´t noticed before. Oops, sorry Janis, hope you have a great vacation and don´t worry about the housekeeping staff :D

[Eva]

We can write a December update for Janis... Or do you think that would harm her professional image? :o

Eva

[hoops]

Eva, she's on Vacation she may not want to write an update...besides i think Janis apprieciates your writing style ;) we could tell everyone how the party is going at Janis' house!
peace
hoops

[Mary6906]

Do you think we should post pictures though? :confused:

[hoops]

noooooooooooooooooo no, no no no mary, not yet...we've got to move a lot of funiture and that statue and all those flowers back were they belong...that was some great game of team handball tho wasn;t it???
peace
hoops

[leslie]

If you post pictures of the party, Janis might feel she had to return early from vacation. Now that wouldn't be fair would it?

[leslie]

Kath, where'd you put the variax? Can't leave it here, Janis said it's too heavy. . .

[Sara]

noooooooooooooooooo no, no no no mary, not yet...we've got to move a lot of funiture and that statue and all those flowers back were they belong...that was some great game of team handball tho wasn;t it???
peace
hoops
When we move back the furniture and all, what do we do with the security cameras - cover them up? :eek:

[Mary6906]

I think we should leave the security cameras to DaveM to take care of.

[leslie]

There's no problemo . . . The cameras aren't connected to recorders! :)

[Elliott]

What's all this about photos.... I am the only one on the board who uses photoshop? That dude will remove some scratches and dents! At least it will look that way, from a distance...... sing Bette, sing.... okay, I'm going to bed now.

[hoops]

no worries about that now, Davem has those cameras all handled. and i have a friend now at the home depot so, minor repairs are handled too. that statue, i don;t know how we're going to fix it yet, i mean, putting a head back on isn't the simplest thing but we'll work it out....later we're playing "capture the flag" with the neighbors decorative flags...jail is the pool and it's cold tonight soooo, better not get caught! Oh and who spilled the grape juice on the carpet? now we're gonna have to grape juice the whole thing. at least it will smell nice. daviduk, can you run guard duty tonight? randypa almost fell asleep in the fire last night. that beard would have gone up like a christmas tree in march. Eva...where are you? we need you to rule one of the teams
peace
hoops

[ryannnash]

Twas the month of December
And Janis and Pat
Were off on vacation
To where? Only they know that

The Rudies were busy
Working ever so hard
They created an auction
They figured they'd do there part

They posted albums, guitars,
cookies, smoke, it's true
The Rudies came together
3500 was the amount due.

The Rudies all bid
with a fury, so they said
They did this all
with thoughts of giving in their head

What a great feeling
to do something for Janis
I hope everyone got what they wanted
It wasn't an auction to be missed

Now that it's over
we can sit on the couch and curl
At the thought of raising all this money
for the foundation named Pearl.

Happy Holidays Everyone.

[Amy in Vermont]

Excellent Ryan!

[hoops]

Ryan Bravo! you brought tears to my eyes
peace
hoops

[JoanM]

Ryan you just caught the spirit! Well done.

[Eva]

Eva, she's on Vacation she may not want to write an update...
She'd better not! If one is on vacation, one is on vacation. Finito.

Eva

[BGG]

The whole lot of you is friggin' whacked...

Statue? What statue?
Furniture? Whose furniture?
Hill? What Hill? I don't remember going over any damn hill.

Sigh.

[aabram]

Well done, Ryan... :)

Annabel

[DaveM]

I'm not going back after those security cameras unless Bat volunteers to push me out of the ducts again.

Of course, this time they should at least be cleaner than they were last time.

[hoops]

Penguin, it's ok my friend, we drugged your drink when you started screaming like a little girl on the bus. we are at Janis and Pat's house. wow, i didn;t know it hit you so hard, i mean you were the one who made that great play that knocked the head off of the statue. now that you are coming back to your senses you'll really enjoy yourself
peace
hoops

[david uk]

I ban myself as I have no idea what this is all about :p

[angelgirl]

ouch! that was my head :eek:

angelgirl

[marjan]

Maybe we better continue this conversation in the Zoo thread ;)

[Dee]

And so you shall. LOL

[dragonlady]

Great job Ryan!!!! Loved it! All tied up in a nice rhyming job.

-di

[Randy & Betty in Pa]

The following is a direct quote from Janis's November 15th update....

"Please make sure to read the shipping page carefully! We’re all tired on this end, and mistakes will happen – we don’t need you to be making them too!!

Last but not least, have a wonderful holiday season, and we’ll talk with you again January 1st, 2009…"

Now far be it from me to be one thats ever serious about anything but me thinks thar might be a hint about the missing update in there someplace.... Or of course we could do the true Rudie thing and just BLAME REDJACK!!!!!

Happy friggen' Holidays.... or else....

Best to all

R

[Sara]

Now far be it from me to be one thats ever serious about anything but me thinks thar might be a hint about the missing update in there someplace....
Methinks that missing update is hidden somewhere in Janis and Pat's house. Anyone up for a Rudie scavenger hunt? :eek:

[hoops]

well sara, since we'r here at their house we might as well look...let's split up... i'll look in the filing cabinet
peace
hoops

[janisian]

It's coming... really...

[KarenSews2]

Janis is watching!

[Eva]

It's coming... really...
Please woman, have a vacation first.

Eva

[Elliott]

I can't believe it, but there is now a December update! Somehow I think REDJACK has something to do with it.... Bless you! Pat too!

[aabram]

Quick get behind the door before she comes back!!!! Hurry now... :D

[KarenSews2]

Awwww, what a great picture of the book launch! With some of my favorite Rudies. It made me miss you guys and get a bit misty-eyed. Honest.

Janis, take good care of yourself. We love hearing from you, but we really did understand about the absence/lateness of the monthly update. Go take some Mucinex. It really helped the last time I was sick! And here, I'll upload some hot tea and some snickerdoodles.

[Kath of the Guitar]

Someone gave the Penguin drugs??? OMG Tooo Funny!:p

[marjan]

What´s Janis doing here? Wasn´t she supposed to be away until December 8th? Did anyone see her at the house yet or is she doing all of this from her vacation address just to scare us :eek:

[hoops]

Janis has to STOP IT! NO WORKING ALLOWED WHILE ON VACATION!
marjan, she's not here, she's still on vacation, just trying to scare us
peace
hoops
ps
someone please pass the...um.... that red stuff you're all eating, NO not the ribs, the veggie thing that is dripping delicious looking juices all over the deck. thanks

[Oak Kitten]

Sorry to hear about the cold, Janis, but thrilled to hear you kicked the coffinsticks! That Mohawk Indian must be from somwhere on Route 2 in Massachusetts. . .

Oak