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paularoid
05-10-2008, 02:13 AM
ADULT IN NATURE - YOU'VE BEEN WARNED..... humorous though.. in a way.

The Sexy Path to Good Health
By Sue Katz, Consenting Adult
Posted on May 9, 2008, Printed on May 10, 2008
http://www.alternet.org/story/84895/

There's been wide coverage of a study showing that man-masturbation prevents prostate cancer. But before you take your hotdog in hand (if you happen to be of the schlong persuasion), let's expand the conversation and declare: hot sex is good for humans.

Heart
There, I've said it. But looking around, I'm certainly not the only one saying it. In fact, the bigwigs at Forbes Magazine -- premiere reading for the wealthy and their admirers -- devoted pages and pages to the benefits of sex. Among other treats, they relate that in a 2001 study at Queen's University (Belfast), higher rates of bonking produced half the risk of heart attack and stroke.

A parallel German study at the University of Tubingen reinforced the belief that the quantity of sex directly impacted on both blood pressure and heart strength in the 51 men they followed. Quantity seems to bring a particular glow to men, whereas some researchers, such as Dr. Gina Ogden, find that for women it's all about quality.

Weight
Women and men alike enjoy assuming that active ardor leads to a slender silhouette -- and they're not half wrong, as long as you do plenty of it. There's wide agreement that you can burn at least 150 calories in an average session (of course "average" is here an elastic concept), which is equal to a game of squash or a quarter-of-an-hour on the treadmill. Strangely enough, that same Forbes article insists that:


"British researchers have determined that the equivalent of six Big Macs can be worked off by having sex three times a week for a year."

The Brits have got to get their cuisine together.

You don't need an expensive study to tell you that a good workout is a good workout. In fact you even know that the opposite is true: if you've neglected your humping, when you return to your passions you'll find your muscles -- from your thighs to your jaw -- complaining the next day.

Pain
Lots of studies indicate that the various hormones connected with arousal and excitement -- so intoxicating that people are now said to become "addicted" to sex -- are fabulous pain relievers. Migraines? Arthritis? Why, just get laid. Dr. Beverly Whipple from Rutgers University says that even whiplash can be relieved by the oxytocin surge -- leading to the release of morphine-like endorphins -- that people often experience during serious groping.

Sniffles
A study from Pennsylvania's Wilkes University, "claims that individuals who have sex once or twice a week show 30% higher levels of an antibody called immunoglobulin A, which is known to boost the immune system." In short, no more sniffles and sneezes for those who are busy wearing out the sheets. Or the kitchen tabletop. Or the back seat of a Studebaker.

Prostate health
Okay, I've teased you long enough. Here's the news about how stroking the rod seems to reduce men's prostate cancer. In Australia, 1,000 men with prostate cancer and 1,250 without were questioned about their masturbatory practices and according to the BBC:


"They found those who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to develop the cancer ... Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life."

Screwing isn't as efficacious as the one-hand cuddle because of the diseases one can pick up (raising the statistical vulnerability to cancer). Apparently, cumming helps rinse away any little nasties that are nestling into the balls, according to this "prostatic stagnation hypothesis."

Sue Katz has published journalism on the three continents where she has lived; her topics range from Middle East peace movements to the impact of ageing on sexuality. Visit her blog at www.suekatz.com

Ginny
05-10-2008, 10:11 AM
Paularoid, what the heck have you been googling??!!! :eek: ;)

Mary6906
05-10-2008, 10:14 AM
It's all that "googling" IS the problem!!

How enlightening, Paularoid .... but keep your hands off my "weiner"
it's all mine. :D

DaveM
05-10-2008, 02:33 PM
Truly surreal to see medical news which claims that something might actually be good for you....and something that isn't Brussels Sprouts besides.

Perhaps the t-shirt had it right all along: "If It Feels Good, DO IT!"

Can't help but add that perhaps Nike hit on something with its "Just Do It" campaign....who knew?

Eva
05-10-2008, 02:53 PM
But... didn't we all know this already???

Eva

paularoid
05-10-2008, 03:07 PM
http://www.sexoteric.com/blog/index.php/__show_article/_a000018-004235.htm

The internet is like a penis

It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but it makes it hard to get any real work done.

In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.

It has no conscience and no memory. Left to its own devices, it will just do the same damn dumb things it did before.

It provides a way to interact with other people. Some people take this interaction very seriously, others treat it as a lark.

Sometimes it's hard to tell what kind of person you're dealing with until it's too late.

If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread viruses.

It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.

We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.

If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big trouble.

It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it will warp your behavior. Later you may ask yourself "why on earth did I do that?"

Some folks have it, some don't.

Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off. They think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior. They think it gives them power. They are wrong.

Those who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of those who don't have it would like to try it.

Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop.

Some people would just play with it all day if they didn't have work to do.

Elliott
05-10-2008, 04:21 PM
everything in moderation....... :) or as time permits!

Dee
05-11-2008, 06:57 AM
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k267/deemark/Emoticons/chuckling.gif Funny, Elliott.

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study as well. After $250,000.00, and three years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After two weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

aabram
05-11-2008, 07:30 AM
Oh I think I'll just stick to contemplating why the innards of Blueberries are green!!!! That's just as healthy..... :p

Mary6906
05-11-2008, 08:16 AM
thanks for an early morning laugh, Dee.

Eva
05-11-2008, 08:35 AM
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k267/deemark/Emoticons/chuckling.gif Funny, Elliott.

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study as well. After $250,000.00, and three years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After two weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
I can tell them for free that's because it grosses me and lots of other women out. But I don't think the gentlemen will find that a very satisfying answer.

Eva

Dee
05-11-2008, 09:10 AM
thanks for an early morning laugh, Dee.

We try Mary, but you know how fickle the Internet can be. Perception in is they eyeball of the holder.

Did you hear the one about Master Bation and Mistress Bation? They couldn't figure out why they were never able to have any kids. :rolleyes:

DaveM
05-11-2008, 01:26 PM
How on earth did the American government manage to get anything done for only $180,000?

hoops
05-11-2008, 02:05 PM
davem,
how does one expect the US to work under such ...conditions...
dee, it figures the poles would come up with the most reasonable answer...and yes that pun is intended.
peace
hoops

Dee
05-11-2008, 03:15 PM
dee, it figures the poles would come up with the most reasonable answer...and yes that pun is intended.

Very good, Hoops! ;)

Elliott
05-11-2008, 10:45 PM
I can't wait to see how this is going to turn into a food thread... You know it's gonna happen sooner or later. :eek:

DaveM
05-12-2008, 01:13 AM
Something about "beating the meat"?

Randy & Betty in Pa
05-12-2008, 08:53 AM
To this enlightening thread I can only say...

NOT TONIGHT I HAVE A HEADACHE!!!!

To those thanking me for my fine contribution to this thread I can only say "No big thing"....

Best to all

R. from pa...