TOYS (for David UK and all he's done for me lately)

[Dee]

TOYS

based on the song, Joy
by Janis Ian

I wish you noses that can sing
lots of guitar strings
exercise without the pain
I wish you beans without the gas
hedgehogs in your grass
whistles from a passing train

I miss my toys
I miss my toys
I miss my toys

I hope you poke me in the back
keeping me on track
that you never lose your gloves
I hope you find your shopping cart
even in the dark
filled with groceries enough

I miss my gloves
I miss my gloves
I miss my gloves

And if somebody should moan
on your telephone
hope the cops put them away

I miss my toys
I miss my toys
I miss my toys

[Manchester]

Another masterpiece, and how sweet to dedicate it for our son, David.
:D

[Eva]

Aaaaaawwwww!

Eva

[david uk]

I am most deeply honoured father!:) :p :)

[SongDragon]

Nice piece of work, Dee!

~Song

[Dee]

Thanks you guys,

Tho it could never live up to the original of course. I was thrilled to hear Janis say in today's interview that it's one of her favourites, then actually sing it! Such a beautiful song, in so many ways.

[gisli]

Dee a hilarious one as is always.
I was just wondering and this is just thinking aloud: Can you sing or play a guitar?

Was just wondering if we could get you together with a singer called Janis Ian and maybe have you two on the same stage where she sings her version and you sing your version of the same song.:D :D :o

[Des]

OMG Dee. You are killing me again here.

[Dee]

Oh sure Gisli. LOL

[gisli]

Oh sure Gisli. LOL

Why not???? Janis are you in????:cool:

[Dee]

Clearly your Viking under panties are a little too tight.

[RedjackRyan]

ROFL!!


The thought of Gisli in tight viking under panties is an image i didn't really need! LOL

[Dee]

Sorry Redjack. Would you like to borrow my mental imagery eraser? I have to use it often ... especially online. :p

[Eva]

Dee, this must be a big coincedence. I was thinking on writing lyrics on "Joy" and then call it "Ice". And then I saw your lyrics for David... :D It's okay that you beat me to it. I mean, you are the Deemeister!! :cool:

Eva

[Dee]

I would love to see your "Ice" re-write, Eva!

[gisli]

Clearly your Viking under panties are a little too tight.

Dee it has nothing to do with the panties, it´s my viking helmet, when I put it on my head I honestly thought them horns where supposed to be on the inside...............

And Red:mad: ......... I look fab in tight panties:cool:

Oh yes and Eva, I to want the "Ice" rewrite.

[Dee]

Such a Viking!
based on Kung Foo Fighting
by Carl Douglas

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d149/danielmarkskelton/EMOTICONS/viking.gif

Mr Gisli was such a Viking!
his posts were fast as lightning
his fonts were a little bit fright’ning
didn’t stop my songs from rhyming

[RedjackRyan]

Ok Dee, I'm definately gonna need that mental image eraser now..

[Dee]

Here you go Ben. Just don't lose the damn thing. It's the only thing that keeps me sane. http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d149/danielmarkskelton/EMOTICONS/hat.gif

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d149/danielmarkskelton/Photo%20Shoebox/Deeseraser.jpg

[Des]

Lmfao Dee:d

[Eva]

Everybody sing!

Ohohohooooooooooo
Ha!
Ohohohooooooooooo
Ha!

Eva

[gisli]

Everybody sing!

Ohohohooooooooooo
Ha!
Ohohohooooooooooo
Ha!

Eva

Everybody like such a viking
with a look that is soooo striking
and he´s a sight to see when he´s biking
in them so tighty pantees

Ohohohooooooooooo
ohohohooooooooooo
ohohohooooooooooo