How Will You Die?--find out--:)

[SFBill]

Type your name and see what gruesome and corny ending the Death Psychic has in store for you!

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/

Mine?
You are fatally impaled by a confederate bayonet while attending a Civil War reenactment.

LOL!

[Chet]

I think this belongs in The Zoo forum.

As for how I will die, I like to be surprised.

[mixtymotions]

You die of heart failure after a night of mixing pain killers and hard liquor.

Hmmph, and I thought I'd suffer a gruesome death! :p

[SFBill]

I think this belongs in The Zoo forum.

As for how I will die, I like to be surprised.


Gee, Chet
this was just supposed to be some fun....

take a look at the threads here...

sorry to offend you

[Chet]

Don't get me wrong, SFBill - I always thought there's a reason for The Zoo - non Janis Ian related stuff.

For example, RandyPA's thread "Just 5 more concerts" in The Zoo is about Janis, so methinks it should be in the Janis Ian forum. However, that thread, if not handled properly, might lead to a fight, so maybe it's right that it's in The Zoo. :p

[GodSistah]

Let it be told...

"An angry neighbor puts a letter bomb into your mailbox. While retreiving the mail, your hands are blown off, and you die from rapid blood loss."

And I always thought I would be mauled by a Pit Bull!

Well, this is probably not entirely out of the realm of possibility since I have a big Animal Control van that says POLICE in big fat letters in front of my house. And a Mexican flag along with my USA flag...I'm becoming a target more and more each day!

I wouldn't want to live without my hands anyhow - moonshadow or no moonshadow ..."Oh, if I ever lose my hands, lose my plough, lose my land...If I ever lose my hands...oh, iiiiiiiiiiiiiif...I won't have to work no more!"

~Andrea~

[moe75]

"While playing baseball, a disgruntled player beats you to death with a bat."


I wouldn't want it any other way.
:D

[Fursky]

A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).

Geesh,,, I am driving from now on!!

Acie:eek:

[SongDragon]

"An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room."

Well, at least I won't die in a car accident... I suppose that's something to be thankful for. It's over quickly even.

~Song

[Dee]

While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead.

Oh damn! I alway knew irony would be the death of me. *grumble grumble*

[NinasSpaceChild]

Faulty electrical wiring in your home causes a fire, and you burn to death, unable to escape

This has always been a fear of mine. We live in a very old house (built 1726) which hasn't been rewired for a long time.

[Margay]

While you're leaning forward to smell a pot of cooking soup, a disgruntled relative shoves your head into the pot and holds it there. Your face is quickly cooked as you choke to death on boiling hot soup.

Well, at least there's food involved...

[Des]

Gotta laugh at some of these.:D

You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm.

At least tell me if the dog survived?

[Denise]

A bomb threat gets called in to a concert I'm attending, and I get trampled to death as everyone tries to leave!!!!!!!! :eek: lol

Thank God Janis' concerts are of the peaceful type.....

[AceOn6]

After years of mistreating telemarketers, your lifeless and battered body is found next to a bloodied telephone handset.
Hmmmm. Improbable, but not completely out of the realm of possibility!

[DaveM]

"During a severe storm, a tree falls onto your house, crushing and killing you."

There are no trees aroud my current dwelling.

Besides which, I was rather hoping for Groucho Marx's dream death: shot by a jealous husband at age 95.

[Kathleen Brogan]

Well Dee, at least it won't be in the produce section! The newspaper won't say: Arty chokes 3 for a dollar!

[Judy]

Please refer to Dar's "History Lesson" post in the zoo. You two really should be ashamed of yourselves!
Judy

[Lin]

Sorry, I can't go there. Little to creepy for me.

Lin

[KarenSews2]

While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you're struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly.

Nina said, "We live in a very old house (built 1726) which hasn't been rewired for a long time."

BAT!? Where are ya? I think Nina needs you!

[Eva]

Engine failure causes an airplane you're on to fall rapidly and crash into the ocean, killing everyone on board.

Hmmm, someone else told me that I would die at age 36 after a long and painful illness. Who should I believe now? Even if I am 38...

Eva

[Randy & Betty in Pa]

While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you're struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly.

Nina said, "We live in a very old house (built 1726) which hasn't been rewired for a long time."

BAT!? Where are ya? I think Nina needs you!

Karen mine is the same.... I refuse to walk on usually quiet streets...


While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you're struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly.

Best to all that survive this thread...

Soon to be deceased R. from Pa

[folkrocks]

:D You are pulled over by a traffic cop for speeding and as you reach into your glove compartment the cop shoots you several times.

[SFBill]

These are just hilarious!

I went back and entered my JIMB name and got this:

While in a batting cage, you're struck in the chest by a baseball. You enter cardiac arrest and die within minutes.

That seems appropriate since my SF Giants are having such a poopy season!

:)

[RedjackRyan]

A disgruntled cook at the local bar and grill poisons your food. You suffer in agony for days until the poison eventually kills you.



Well that could happen considering i've sent many a meal i was displeased with back to the kitchen.

Though if i have my choice, i'd like to die sandwiched between Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie.

[Bat]

Nina said, "We live in a very old house (built 1726) which hasn't been rewired for a long time."

BAT!? Where are ya? I think Nina needs you!

Sorry, I'm crumped on the floor with Aceon6, both of us unrepentant victims of a frenzied telemarketer. (it's as if the site knew how I hate phones!)

[KarenSews2]

Karen mine is the same.... I refuse to walk on usually quiet streets...


While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you're struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly.

Note to self: Do not go walking on typically very quiet streets with Randy.

[Gigglepottomus]

While rummaging through the trunk of your car, a disgruntled neighbor approaches you from behind and slams the trunk repeatedly onto you, eventually cutting you in half at the waist. :eek:

I have half a mind or should I say body to sell my car.

[Dee]

These are just hilarious!

I went back and entered my JIMB name ...
You inspired me to try the opposite, Bill. Entered my actual name and got this:

While watching whales in a observation area of the aquarium, a suicidal maniac shoots the glass wall of the tank with a shotgun. Four million gallons of water quickly rush out of the tank and into the hallway, drowning you (and everyone else around). :eek:

That's it. I'm swearing off seafood from now on.

[jenny]

.... I am trying toooo hard to figure out to keep living ..............

I don't want to know how, or when I am going to die that is for sure...............

[lucille]

Denise, we must be at the same concert - those bastards trampling on us of all people :D

[folkrocks]

This time I typed in my full first and last name and got the following.

You become trapped in an outdoor toilet and are without food and water for days. You end up dying because you ate some of the waste in the toilet. Nasty........

Talk about eat **** and die....!!!!!!!!!!:(

[SFBill]

This time I typed in my full first and last name and got the following.

You become trapped in an outdoor toilet and are without food and water for days. You end up dying because you ate some of the waste in the toilet. Nasty........

Talk about eat **** and die....!!!!!!!!!!:(


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

holy cow--I have to wipe my tea off the Monitor---thanks for the laugh!

[DaveM]

Sounds like something that would end up on the Discovery Channel....ooh, that's nasty!

[Dee]

You end up dying because you ate some of the waste in the toilet.
I'm all for natural alternatives, but http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d149/danielmarkskelton/EMOTICONS/turninggreen.gif and http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d149/danielmarkskelton/EMOTICONS/barfing.gif !