How many Rudies...

[Eva]

...does it take to turn any thread into a foodthread? I'd say one is enough usually. The rest will follow :rolleyes: If you have more clever answers to this question that keeps me up at night than please write your answers here...

Eva

[Dee]

Well, I'm terrible at math, but I am cooking oatmeal for my breakfast.

Does that count?

There's nothing like a nice bowl of hot oatmeal when there are gusts of wind and freezing rain blowing against your windows.

[Mimi]

...does it take to turn any thread into a foodthread? I'd say one is enough usually. The rest will follow :rolleyes: Eva

You're absolutely right, Eva. Have a look at the "an evening with Janis Ian" thread... :D :p ;)

MIMI

[Eva]

You're absolutely right, Eva. Have a look at the "an evening with Janis Ian" thread... :D :p ;)

MIMI
Ah yes. That one headed down the stroopwafel path again eh? :rolleyes:

Eva

[hoops]

i make a mean bowl of campbell's tomato soup hahahahahaha
peace
hoops

[sister rose]

1 Dar + 1 Karen = 2 food threads.

[hoops]

sister rose and i are just the ones who have to clean the mac and cheese off the...well everywhere at Janis house aftet last years party and who ever though of putting the mac and cheese on the ceiling fan ( great idea, but we could have picked a better home, like someone we don't know and love)
peace
hoops

[sister rose]

lol! I remember that! What a hoot!....well...not the cleaning up part...:(

We took the Rudie bus for a 'ride' that summer, didn't we? :D

[DaveM]

Ramen noodles, anyone? They'll cook right on top of the bus heater vents, and if anyone gets sufficiently burned out, they can be eaten dry. Or so I am told.

[sister rose]

Those heater vents come in rather handy on long flights, Dave! :D

[Bat]

I've heard you can cook a pretty mean foilwrapped roast, with all the trimmings, on the manifold.

[DaveM]

Plenty of veterans have stories about cooking with a canteen cup and some sort of vehicle engine. If anybody has any to share, that might make for a unique food thread indeed.

[Eva]

if anyone gets sufficiently burned out, they can be eaten dry. Or so I am told.
Yes they can be eaten dry :o


Plenty of veterans have stories about cooking with a canteen cup and some sort of vehicle engine. If anybody has any to share, that might make for a unique food thread indeed
I have one! I saw it on t.v. once. They made salmon wrapped in tinfoil. Slice of salmon, big spoon of white whine, carrots and other veggies, some salt and pepper. And then just go for an hour drive. Et voila! Bon appetit.

Eva

[DaveM]

Has anyone addressed the classic lightbulb question on this thread yet?

[Bat]

Here's the original old book on Manifold cooking found at Amazon.com...hold onto your hat when you see the price!
Then Google 'manifold cooking' and there are a lot of good articles which might just tell you how to do it, without taking all your lunch money!

http://www.amazon.com/Manifold-Destiny-Guide-Cooking-Engine/dp/0375751408

To tie this in with the last post, my sons and I used to call a brilliant idea like this a 'light bulb!' , one that doesn't really need to be changed at all.

[DaveM]

Cool....I've gotta check that out. Never know when you might be called upon to feed Rudies and have nothing to cook with but a hot exhaust manifold.

Are you listening, Redjack?

[Eva]

Has anyone addressed the classic lightbulb question on this thread yet?
Who cares about lightbulbs? Rudies care more about food.

Eva

[Dee]

Lunch with just a hint of motor oil . . . mmm mmm mmm!

[aabram]

Who cares about lightbulbs? Rudies care more about food.

Eva

Eva, even Rudies have to change lightbulbs.....I know they'll do it for food :D

So as there are so many lightbulb jokes, let's make one up of our own... Any suggestions.

Below I have posted an example taken from here

http://www.beliefnet.com/dailyjoke/DailyJoke.aspx?QID=9966 .....

How Many Christians Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

Charismatic: Only 1 - Hands are already in the air.

Pentecostal: 10 - One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians: None - Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic: None - Candles only. (Of guaranteed origin of course.)

Baptists: At least 15 - One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.

Episcopalians: 3 - One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

Mormons: 5 - One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

Methodists: Undetermined - Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.

Nazarene: 6 - One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

Lutherans: None - Lutherans don't believe in change.

Amish: What’s a light bulb?

But this is only a suggestion of course

[hoops]

rudies...well the food is ready and we don;t need to see to eat so we'll wait till after the food is gone. and by that time sister rose and hoops have either rigged up some wild ride or frizzed out the power sorce...if they are laughing and it's dark...it'll be dark till morning.
peace
hoops

[GodSistah]

I can't possibly read that yellow writing...
but I can say I have many light bulbs in my house that need replacing...
but I never miss a meal!

:)

~Andrea~

[KarenSews2]

And didn't there used to be some recipe for fish in the dishwasher? You could have your choice, Eva - motor oil or Cascade! :p

[Dee]

It began as a food thread and became a guide to Redneck cooking methods. :o

[Eva]

And didn't there used to be some recipe for fish in the dishwasher? You could have your choice, Eva - motor oil or Cascade! :p
I go for motor oil if it's okay with you. Mmmmmmm! :rolleyes:

Eva

[aabram]

I can't possibly read that yellow writing...
but I can say I have many light bulbs in my house that need replacing...
but I never miss a meal!

:)

~Andrea~

Then click on the link I left.... I tried to change it to red but it didn't work. Let's see if it works now :)

Annabel

How Many Christians Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

Charismatic: Only 1 - Hands are already in the air.

Pentecostal: 10 - One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians: None - Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic: None - Candles only. (Of guaranteed origin of course.)

Baptists: At least 15 - One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.

Episcopalians: 3 - One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

Mormons: 5 - One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

Methodists: Undetermined - Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.

Nazarene: 6 - One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

Lutherans: None - Lutherans don't believe in change.

Amish: What’s a light bulb?

And meanwhile, how about changing those lightbulbs :p