DaveM
04-30-2006, 08:42 PM
(this must be imagined as being delivered, for the most part, in a heavy Scandinavian accent).
Sven was sitting on a park bench one day when his friend Ole drove up in a brand new car. He said "Hey get in, come see my new car!"
Sven got in, looked around, and said: "this is a really nice car, Ole, but how much did it cost? We both know you don't have any money...."
"Oh, that's the best thing about this car, Sven--it was free!"
"Free? Nobody gives away a car for free!"
"Oh," Ole said, "but someone did. You know that Greta Andersson who's always had her eye on me? She came driving by my place in this brand new car last night and asked if I wanted to go for a ride. When I got in she drove out to the lake, took all her clothes off, and said: 'Ole, you can have anything you want!' So I took the car."
"Well, that's good, Ole," Sven said, "cuz none of her clothes would of fit you anyway."
Sven was sitting on a park bench one day when his friend Ole drove up in a brand new car. He said "Hey get in, come see my new car!"
Sven got in, looked around, and said: "this is a really nice car, Ole, but how much did it cost? We both know you don't have any money...."
"Oh, that's the best thing about this car, Sven--it was free!"
"Free? Nobody gives away a car for free!"
"Oh," Ole said, "but someone did. You know that Greta Andersson who's always had her eye on me? She came driving by my place in this brand new car last night and asked if I wanted to go for a ride. When I got in she drove out to the lake, took all her clothes off, and said: 'Ole, you can have anything you want!' So I took the car."
"Well, that's good, Ole," Sven said, "cuz none of her clothes would of fit you anyway."