welcome alenkalovesporno

[david uk]

hi alenka

what brings you to Janisland? our shared love of porn?

you must know that we love food here. so why not sit down and enjoy a plate of spam with us.

david

[Dee]

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k267/deemark/Vintage%20and%20Strange/spamisfromhell.jpg

[RedjackRyan]

hmmm.. maybe Alenka wants to be on the christmas list? I'm sure the presents would be most interesting!

[aabram]

This would take this website to being a 'banned site' at my free internet place..... :eek: Spam and chips to go, was it?????

Or how about some of those 'delicious' new 'spam fritters' we are hearing so much about.....

[GodSistah]

Fruitcake is from hell too!

:p

~Andrea~

[DaveM]

George Carlin, I believe, believes that there is only one fruitcake in the world--it's just passed from person to person every semi-holiday.

Perhaps it is the same with Spam as well.

Mind, I have eaten the stuff, but I didn't inhale.

[Dee]

Fruitcake is from hell too!

:p

Yes, but a different sector, I heard.

[GodSistah]

Yes, but a different sector, I heard.

Makes me wonder what fashions are appropriate in such a warm climate!

:confused:

~Andrea~

[Dee]

Mmm, probably something fire retardant would be good.

[DaveM]

Spam is, of course, best when hurled with the preferred throwing arm, can included.

[Wildflower Fever]

Mmmmmm... Porn AND Spam! Wait, that sounds kind of messy.:D

[Dee]

"Welcome to our newest member, onlinepornrpon"

A cousin perhaps? :p

[Eva]

Mmmmmm... Porn AND Spam! Wait, that sounds kind of messy.:D
Lots of naked flesh... :o

Eva

[Wildflower Fever]

Lots of naked flesh... :o

Eva

Now entered into the lexicon: "My sex, and my drugs, and my porn AND Spam, and my rock and roll...";)

[hoops]

spam...best when hurled...
peace
hoops

[lucille]

spam...best when hurled...


AAAH I always did like a HOT meal

Oh, I am terrible Muriel. :D

[janisian]

God, I go away for a few weeks...

[Darlene]

Fruitcake is from hell too!

:p

~Andrea~

Hay guys I love fruitcake. My mother used to make killer homemade fruitcake to die for and her dried appel stack cake unforgettable.

Peace,
Darlene

[lucille]

I guess Godsistah and me are the only ones who hate fruitcake. I have never liked it, and unless the Xmas pudd is drowned in custard and brandy, I have trouble eating it too. I usually force myself as I am sensitive about others feelings - particularly the cook.:D

[Eva]

Is this a foodthread again??? :confused:

Eva

[Randy & Betty in Pa]

Is this a foodthread again??? :confused:

Eva

No, no Eva, this isn't a food thread... Fruitcake falls under the construction group for creating massive buildings... Not a food group...

Best to all

R. from Pa

[RedjackRyan]

Spam is, of course, best when hurled with the preferred throwing arm, can included.

Ahh.. we'll have to bring you round to the Trebuchet, now thats a spam thrower extraordinare!

[aabram]

No, no Eva, this isn't a food thread... Fruitcake falls under the construction group for creating massive buildings... Not a food group...

Best to all

R. from Pa

I was thinking along the lines of the Scotch Pie (yuk) The PEPPER holds it together, and I class it in the same category as Spam..... :)

[Dee]

Ahh.. we'll have to bring you round to the Trebuchet, now thats a spam thrower extraordinare!

Hmm. Spam as a weapon. What a tempting idea.

Naughty, but tempting. :p

[aabram]

Scotch pies make brilliant missiles too :rolleyes:

[Randy & Betty in Pa]

Alenka, what a great screen name... Yup, I remember many a saturday morning watching the Lone Ranger on TV.... I was stirred everytime that masked man pulled back on the reigns, waved his hand above his head and said with hearty yell "HI HOHHHHHHHHH, PORNO".... Oppppps, wait... Betty just said that his horses name was something else.... Sorry.... Never mind...:rolleyes:

Best to all and happy Holidays

R. from Pa