Online Job application

[John L]

Aperture Science is hiring and has put the job application process online!

http://www.aperturescience.com/

You will need to have a small geek factor to do the application it responds to both DOS and Unix command line.

I urge all Gerks and Nerds to apply for a gig with Aperture!

If you figure out the Login, you can assign your own username. password is "Portal"

[janisian]

Damn. Apparently they're taking a leaf from Google...

[Amy in Vermont]

What a riot! I wonder if they will make me an offer!

[aabram]

Ummmmmm...... I'm having some difficulty with this one :eek: :confused: :eek:

[lucille]

help


"If this is an actual plea for help in reponse to a hazardous material spill, and explosion, a fire on your person, radiation poisioning, a choking gas of unknown origin, eye trauma resulting from the use of an emergency eye wash station on floors three, four or eleven, an animal malfunction, or any other injurious experimental equipment failure, please remain at your workstation. A Crisis Response Team has already been mobilised to deliberate on a response to your crisis.

If you need help accessing the system please refer to your User Handbook."

[Dee]

Well, it only took me 12 days to even figure out how get in. I hope I don't pee myself laughing.

Lying about my favorite color makes me feel:

1] Sorry
2] Not Sorry

Now I'm getting paranoid. How do they know I lied? http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k267/deemark/Emoticons/worried.gif

[BGG]

I've plugged in every damn letter in the alphabet... the curser just keeps blinking at me - tormenting me.
None of the alphabet chars work
Continue doesn't work
help doesn't work

WHAT DO I DO?????

[BGG]

Doof! I was typing the letters, not the corresponding list number.
My Bad!