Randy & Betty in Pa
11-02-2007, 03:35 PM
Yes...Act now and you can get the best seats in the house!!!
SPAM, THE MUSICAL
Produced by: Dee (I used to live under the hole on the top floor) The Crazed Canadian
Directed by: I'm gonna throw up at rehersal on the side of the road again Oak
Music by: I got rhythm but I left it in the back of the car REDJACK, And Saxman and the Sandels
Lyrics by: That frozen king of words, Gisli, the magnificent
Choreography by: Irish Beth, Queen of the 42 second minute waltz
Act 1:
Scene 1) It may be gray, but you know Spam will always be the mystery meat of my heart.
Scene 2) Monty Python said it all, but not in my mailbox.
Scene 3) Spam boarding, Is it torture or just a fun way to make people you don't like violently ill?
Act 2:
Scene 4) True love is milking a very pissed off turkey
Scene 5) I goosed a moose in good old Honesdale
Act 3)
Scene 6) Homeland Security couldn't slow down Hoops (or) Did you see what direction Hoop's took my Mercedes?)
Scene 7) And in my mail was a sandwich
Scene 8) Trust the meat that makes you smile
Scene 9) A day in the woods with Dick Cheney (or) Well I thought he was a Spammoose but damn it was just another Lawyer
The Grand Finale) I used to have things to do but now I sing of Meat if you can call it that
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Yes order your tickets now!!!!
SPAM, THE MUSICAL
Produced by: Dee (I used to live under the hole on the top floor) The Crazed Canadian
Directed by: I'm gonna throw up at rehersal on the side of the road again Oak
Music by: I got rhythm but I left it in the back of the car REDJACK, And Saxman and the Sandels
Lyrics by: That frozen king of words, Gisli, the magnificent
Choreography by: Irish Beth, Queen of the 42 second minute waltz
Act 1:
Scene 1) It may be gray, but you know Spam will always be the mystery meat of my heart.
Scene 2) Monty Python said it all, but not in my mailbox.
Scene 3) Spam boarding, Is it torture or just a fun way to make people you don't like violently ill?
Act 2:
Scene 4) True love is milking a very pissed off turkey
Scene 5) I goosed a moose in good old Honesdale
Act 3)
Scene 6) Homeland Security couldn't slow down Hoops (or) Did you see what direction Hoop's took my Mercedes?)
Scene 7) And in my mail was a sandwich
Scene 8) Trust the meat that makes you smile
Scene 9) A day in the woods with Dick Cheney (or) Well I thought he was a Spammoose but damn it was just another Lawyer
The Grand Finale) I used to have things to do but now I sing of Meat if you can call it that
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Yes order your tickets now!!!!