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Gandalf
10-19-2007, 01:47 PM
My favorite news story of the month (at least). A couple in Alabama
returned home to find it ransacked. While they were surveying the
wreckage and loss...

The burglar returned!

The homeowner whipped out his handgun, and forced the burglar to sit on
the floor "...until we decide what to do with you!" while his wife called
911.

They finally decided.

He forced the burglar, at gunpoint, to clean the house until the police
arrived!

When the creep complained to them, the cops just laughed at him, and told
him: "Anybody else would have shot you dead!"

He's in the hoosegow now, where I sincerely hope he's assigned to a
cleaning detail!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,303429,00.html

Moral: Do NOT mess with someone whose house you've just wrecked!

Darlene
10-19-2007, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by Gandalf:
A couple in Alabama
returned home to find it ransacked. While they were surveying the
wreckage and loss...

The burglar returned!

The homeowner whipped out his handgun, and forced the burglar to sit on
the floor "...until we decide what to do with you!" while his wife called
911.

They finally decided.

He forced the burglar, at gunpoint, to clean the house until the police
arrived!

When the creep complained to them, the cops just laughed at him, and told
him: "Anybody else would have shot you dead!"

He's in the hoosegow now, where I sincerely hope he's assigned to a
cleaning detail!



Gandalf, I really like the way you see things. This story is just way too funny!!! Thanks for the laugh!

Peace, darlene

Amy in Vermont
10-19-2007, 02:35 PM
Hmmm... the possibilites..... I don't have to hire a maid.. just leave the door unlocked!

hoops
10-19-2007, 04:21 PM
what a great idea! we all know cleaning the house is a fate worse than death. now i just need to make people believe i have something to steal and then make them believe that i have a gun...ahhhhh, my mind is just going wild
peace
hoops

aabram
10-21-2007, 09:09 AM
That's the way to do it..... :D I have only just had time to read this. I knew I should save something special to read after yesterday's high :)