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Dee
09-27-2007, 03:46 AM
"Childrens do learn," Bush tells school kids

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Offering a grammar lesson guaranteed to make any English teacher cringe, President George W. Bush told a group of New York school kids on Wednesday: "Childrens do learn."

Bush made his latest grammatical slip-up at a made-for-TV event where he urged Congress to reauthorize the No Child Left Behind Act, the centerpiece of his education policy, as he touted a new national report card on improved test scores.

The event drew New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, Education Secretary Margaret Spellings plus teachers and about 20 fourth and fifth graders from P.S. 76.

During his first presidential campaign, Bush -- who promised to be the "education president" -- once asked: "Is our children learning?"

On Wednesday, Bush seemed to answer his own question with the same kind of grammatical twist.

"As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured," he said.

The White House opted to clean up Bush's diction in the official transcript.

Bush is no stranger to verbal gaffes. He often acknowledges he was no more than an average student in school and jokes about his habit of mangling the English language.

Just a day earlier, the White House inadvertently showed how it tries to prevent Bush from making even more slips of the tongue than he already does.

As Bush addressed the U.N. General Assembly on Tuesday, a marked-up draft of his speech briefly popped up on the U.N. Web site, complete with a phonetic pronunciation guide to get him past troublesome names of countries and world leaders.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/070926/us/usreport_bush_grammar_dc

The man’s a walking talking disaster. Why don’t they just pre record his speeches and let him lip synch?

aabram
09-27-2007, 09:04 AM
Oh dear... Did he GO to school or was that just a figment of our imagination????? Assuming he actually got through the school gates, what did they teach him, and well....I always knew that he was sadly lacking in brains, but this is....beyond the ridiculous!!!!! :D

GodSistah
09-27-2007, 09:27 AM
The man’s a walking talking disaster. Why don’t they just pre record his speeches and let him lip synch?

LOL!

This is just cracking me up!

I'm in tears!

:D

~Andrea~

Dee
09-27-2007, 10:07 AM
I'd be laughing too, Andrea if he were not propagating so much evil in the world.

The guy’s an illiterate buffoon!

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k267/deemark/Vintage%20and%20Strange/bushisadunce.jpg

aabram
09-27-2007, 10:11 AM
I'd be laughing too, Andrea if he were not propagating so much evil in the world.

The guy’s an illiterate buffoon!

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k267/deemark/Vintage%20and%20Strange/bushisadunce.jpg

And they made HIM president????? :eek:

DaveM
09-27-2007, 12:57 PM
Perhaps he could lip-sync for Brittany Spears?

hoops
09-27-2007, 03:53 PM
probably a stupid question knowing he was "elected' president twice but
how did he get into yale???
peace
hoops

Darlene
09-28-2007, 01:11 AM
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/Darlene357/cool%20and%20funny%20stuff/bush_bookupsidedown.jpg
It might if he would learn to put the book up-right and pay closer attention to his teacher!
Peace, Darlene

I love this picture....

Dee
09-28-2007, 03:57 AM
probably a stupid question knowing he was "elected' president twice but how did he get into yale???

One word - money.

aabram
09-28-2007, 10:43 AM
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/Darlene357/cool%20and%20funny%20stuff/bush_bookupsidedown.jpg
It might if he would learn to put the book up-right and pay closer attention to his teacher!
Peace, Darlene

I love this picture....

That's funny, Darlene!! Brilliant picture :) The story was featured in today's Metro too. Better watch out about America's reputation abroad though, as we'll all start to think that America as a whole can't read, spell or write!!!!! :p :D (ducks and runs.....and hides)

Rkitko
09-30-2007, 09:28 AM
And they made HIM president????? :eek:
Yes, they being the Supreme Court. We the people actually elected Al Gore in 2000.

Rkitko
09-30-2007, 09:30 AM
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/Darlene357/cool%20and%20funny%20stuff/bush_bookupsidedown.jpg
It might if he would learn to put the book up-right and pay closer attention to his teacher!
Peace, Darlene

I love this picture....

I love it too and hate Senor Shrub, but I must note that this photo is a fake. See http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/bushbook.asp

I think Bush makes enough real mistakes that we don't have to invent more.

Rickster
09-30-2007, 10:53 AM
One word - money.
Dee, You hit the nail right on the head!

aabram
09-30-2007, 12:42 PM
I love it too and hate Senor Shrub, but I must note that this photo is a fake. See http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/bushbook.asp

I think Bush makes enough real mistakes that we don't have to invent more.

Well anything to denote his reputation abroad :) We want him out as much as you guys do :rolleyes:

Dee
09-30-2007, 01:07 PM
Dee, You hit the nail right on the head!

Okay, I'll settle for "the nail" if I must ... this time.

Maybe it's time for The Nuremberg Trials Part II.

"No trial provides a better basis for understanding the nature and causes of evil than do the Nuremberg trials from 1945 to 1949... Years later, reporting on the trial of Adolf Eichmann, Hannah Arendt wrote of "the banality of evil." Like Eichmann, most Nuremberg defendants never aspired to be villains. Rather, they over-identified with an ideological cause and suffered from a lack of imagination or empathy: they couldn't fully appreciate the human consequences of their career-motivated decisions."

Sound familiar?

hoops
09-30-2007, 06:26 PM
sounds like the screaming voices in my head

Darlene
09-30-2007, 10:45 PM
orginally posted by Rkitko: I love it too and hate Senor Shrub, but I must note that this photo is a fake. See http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/bushbook.asp

I think Bush makes enough real mistakes that we don't have to invent more.


Oh Rkitko, Say it isn't so. :confused: I love that picture. It is the best visual evidence that representes how duh Bush it. Oh well we do have some pretty dumb Bush pictures anyway.

Peace, Darlene