Stranger, Stranger (a re-post)

[Dee]

STRANGER, STRANGER

based on
Danger Danger by Janis Ian

We got Songdragon postin’ lots of poetry
Those Rudies talkin’ on a DVD
Janis singin’ how Folk is new
Redjack posts a recipe or two

Stranger stranger ev’ry day
Those cowboys just can not be Gay!
Politicians will rue the day
Okay that’s all I got to say

Gonna ban all the people who pick their nose
But if you’re queer then have a rose
And all the rest can have one too
Red or yellow, ain’t got no blues

Stranger stranger on the bus
But soon you will be one of us
No escaping, ain’t no way
No really that’s all I’ve got to say

Gonna ban anybody who came here to fight
Gonna ban all the nasties, You trolls take a hike!
Ban all the setbacks, ban all the nags
We’ve all been ordering our Rude Girl flags

Stranger stranger every day
Now can you geeks fix this? Oy veh
Some of us know how to play and
If you can’t then blow away

When little jerks begin to whine
I’d like to zap them far behind
This message board and out of sight
Does anybody else think wrong is right?

We like to sing in harmony
When Janis sings her melodies
Grab your copy of Club Café
Okay that’s all I got to say... yah

[Eva]

You are becoming unstoppable now, aren't you!? :D

Eva

[gisli]

....and don´t ever stop.

(huss Eva)

[Dee]

Well okay, but only because you insist! :p

(another old one)

CARROTS IN YOUR EYES

based on
Paris In Your Eyes by Janis Ian

Every time I meet you, I see Carrots in your eyes
A hint of vegetation, Mr Bunny style
Mr Greenjeans, Mr Moose and Captain Kangaroo
no one else sees in the dark better than you

First time I saw Carrots in your eyes
you told me how you loved them
and how much they make you wise
we spoke of Vegetarians
salad recipes to try
the first time I saw Carrots in your eyes

Now every time I crunch them
I get high on carotene
A bushel full of Carrots is every bunny's dream
every time I eat those things
it makes such a crunchy tune
just like little mini earthquakes in the room

Last time I saw Carrots in your eyes
you told me how you loved them
and how much they make you wise but you
yanked them out and gave to me
chicken recipes to try
the last time I saw Carrots in your eyes
last time I saw Carrots in your eyes

(crunch crunch)

[Des]

OMG Dee, you are going to kill me with these songs. :D

[gisli]

Kill you Des, what abut me.....I will be needing tissues in Janis concert, but for all the wrong reasons..........and he is doing this to one of my favorite songs. I have to go to North Dakota to cool down.

Thanks Dee you are a Wonder Boy.

[Eva]

Encore! Encore!

Gisli, are you sitting next to me during the concert?

Eva

[Dee]

Now you two behave yourselves.

No laughing during her serious songs, lest you incur the wrath of the others in the audience or from the lady herself! :eek: :p

[gisli]

Encore! Encore!

Gisli, are you sitting next to me during the concert?

Eva

Yes please, now that Dee points the obvious out, I will need someone to put a tape over my mouth...........or maybe it might be safer to stable my lips together.

[david uk]

Don't worry Dee I'll keep them in order!:p

Gisli, you're afraid of flying? Me too!

Keep 'em coming Dee!!

[Agnes]

ROFLMAO, Dee! Carrots in your eyes. OMG, I'm laughing so loud, that my colleagues come from all the offices just to check on that howling!

[RedjackRyan]

I'll have whatever Dee was having when he penned that rewrite! ROFLMAO dude, you just aint right! lol Carrots indeed!

Two great rewrites !

[Dee]

I'll have whatever Dee was having when he penned that rewrite! ROFLMAO dude, you just aint right! lol Carrots indeed!

Two great rewrites !

I swear Ben, the only thing I was having was ... fun.

As to me not being "right" - well, I have no explanation for that. I hear songs, and alternate lyrics just happen somehow. :o :p

[KiwiSoupGirl]

hahaaaa Dee!!! You rock! Thanks for the giggles and the fun....please don't EVER stop! (something a man should always want to here....*grin*)

[Dee]

hahaaaa Dee!!! You rock! Thanks for the giggles and the fun....please don't EVER stop!

Thanks KSG, but I'm afraid I cannot make it stop. It's gotten so bad that even when I'm listening to music with my boyfriend now, he will begin to jump in with his own alternate lyrics to my alternate lyrics. :eek:

[Dee]

Found another old one ...

ICE CREAM CONES

based on Billies Bones
by Janis Ian

Ice cream cones are a must
When the days of summer fly
Licking them before they melt
You can do it if you try

I love all those ice cream cones
I can love them any time
But the best is after noon
When the sun is blazing high

Ice cream cones are cold and sweet
Piled high and fun to eat
And the top looks like a peak
A mountain top there in my hand
And ice cream cones are groovy, man

If I drop some in your hair
I will chase it with my lips
I would eat it if I dared
From your filthy fingertips

I would tell you how I've yearned
To be bathing in a pail
Of vanilla and pralines
With a cone upon my tail

Ice cream cones are cold and sweet
Piled high and fun to eat
And the top looks like a peak
A mountain top there in my hand
And ice cream cones are groovy, man

Ice cream never gives me gas
Never melts before I'm done
All that's left is waffle cone
Which I quickly turn to crumbs

There are voices in my head
Ice cream headaches make me moan
When it's dripping down my arm
Trying hard to chill my bones

When I make an ice cream feast
I can taste it on my tongue
And the cones are filled and paved with
Yummy goodness every one!