Dee
07-13-2007, 09:42 AM
A director is screen testing Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger for a new film about classic composers. Not having figured out which role to give to whom, he asks Sly who he would like to be.
Stallone says "I like Mozart. I want to be Mozart."
So the Director says, "Very well, you can be Mozart," then he turns to Arnie and says "Arnie, who would you like to play?"
Arnie turns to him and says, "I'll be Bach!" :cool:
* * *
A man walked into a pharmacy with a question for the pharmacist.
"Do you sell Viagra?", he asked.
"Why yes, we do," replied the pharmacist.
"Does it really work?", asked the man.
"Why yes it does," she said.
"And can I get it over the counter?" he continued.
"Probably, if you took two of them." :p
Stallone says "I like Mozart. I want to be Mozart."
So the Director says, "Very well, you can be Mozart," then he turns to Arnie and says "Arnie, who would you like to play?"
Arnie turns to him and says, "I'll be Bach!" :cool:
* * *
A man walked into a pharmacy with a question for the pharmacist.
"Do you sell Viagra?", he asked.
"Why yes, we do," replied the pharmacist.
"Does it really work?", asked the man.
"Why yes it does," she said.
"And can I get it over the counter?" he continued.
"Probably, if you took two of them." :p