The Keelhauling Song aka 'Get Me to The Deck'

[Green Monkey]

Redjack mentioned in another post that we should bring back keelhauling. Ah, the memories that brings back... ;)


...

I'm getting keelhauled in the morning!
Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime.
I'm down in the scupper...
They gave me no supper...
But get me to the deck on time!

I gotta be there in the mornin'
Strung up and ready for the brine!
Lads come and kiss me...
Show how you'll miss me...
But get me to the deck on time!

If I am screaming, tell me I'm a bore.
If I am squirming, its just out of horror...
Cause I'm gettin' keelhauled in the mornin'
Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
Kick me in the rumpus But don't spin the compass
And get me to the deck, Get me to the deck
For Gawd's sake, get me to the deck on time!

...


GM :D

[Dar]

good one GM!! :D

[RedjackRyan]

arrrghh.. a fine sea chanty that be.. Thanks mate!

[Randy & Betty in Pa]

LOL but poopiehead??? Booger brain????? Oh wait that was a different thread...:o

Best to all

R. from Pa

[Margay]

I bet our lovely Pirate Queen is gonna like this one.

When I grow up I want to be keelhauled too!

Margay

[Eva]

Green Monkey, that almost brought a tear to my eye! (almost, I said!!!) Have to be careful not to wipe it away while holding a knife...

Indeed a fine song! My crew will love to sing it while working on the ship. Get on board green, furry friend and we might make your dream of getting keelhauled come through... And yours too, Margay!

A happy Pirate Queen

[hoops]

mighty good tune green! and keelhauling is a lot more fun than being drawn and quartered any day!
pax
hoops

[Green Monkey]

... Get on board green, furry friend and we might make your dream of getting keelhauled come through... A happy Pirate QueenThe Green Monkey scurries up into the highest part of the rigging where Pirate Eva can't git 'im.

Eeeee Eeeee Eeeee!!!

GM :p

[Green Monkey]

arrrghh.. a fine sea chanty that be.. Thanks mate!
You're very welcome.

GM :D

[Green Monkey]

good one GM!! :D
Thanks Dar

GM :D

[Green Monkey]

mighty good tune green! Thanks. Rodgers and Hammerstein ain't got nuthin' over a Monkey on grog.

GM :D

[PeteCC]

Nice one! Had me laughing this morning. :)

BTW, Hoops, what's wrong with being drawn and quartered? Picasso's models never complained.

Regards,

PeteCC

[gisli]

Picasso's models never complained.
PeteCC

Hilarious, I fell off my chair.............................backwards. (Hate them chairs with wheels)

[hoops]

pete...toooooooooooooo funny. i wonder how much they got paid for that ...hmmmm

[Bat]

That was a mighty fine parody, GM...very fitting and proper for this zoo!
Thanks for the giggle. :p :D