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RedjackRyan
04-24-2007, 04:08 AM
DEEP PAIN PIZZA: MAN 'CUT OFF HIS OWN PENIS IN RESTAURANT'
Mon Apr 23 2007 20:01:12 ET

A man chopped off his penis with a knife in front of horrified diners at a busy restaurant.

Police were called to Zizzi, in The Strand, London, at 9pm on Sunday after reports of a man in possession of a knife.

Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the SUN:

"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."

A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30-40 was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.

http://drudgereport.com/flash1p.htm

Dee
04-24-2007, 04:19 AM
Good grief! This won't stop me from eating my beloved pizza but it did make me spit up a little in my throat just now.

Elliott
04-24-2007, 07:46 AM
Was the dude just trying to pay for his pizza?

GodSistah
04-24-2007, 08:04 AM
*GASP*

;)

~Andrea~

aabram
04-24-2007, 08:05 AM
He's just showing off. :p Thank God I don't eat red meat!!! :D

mixtymotions
04-24-2007, 10:51 AM
Hmmmmph...."popped his penis out".....That's no way to impress diners. Now, had he rollllllllled it out.....

david uk
04-24-2007, 10:58 AM
He's just showing off. :p

LOL, Annabel !! :p

DaveM
04-24-2007, 12:39 PM
This wasn't by any chance some sort of Monty Python stunt?

ponytail
04-24-2007, 12:45 PM
Maybe he heard somebody order one with Peckeroni.:eek:

KarenSews2
04-24-2007, 03:40 PM
Maybe he heard somebody order one with Peckeroni.:eek:

ROFLMAO!!! GOOD one, PT!!! :D

Eva
04-24-2007, 05:54 PM
Did they take him to the hospital and sew it back on? Damned! He has to go back to the restaurant to do it again... :(

Eva