A Question

[ponytail]

The rough bar down the street from the coffee house. The only things prohibited are solicitiation, and discussion of beastiality or pedophilia.

-- descriptive text for "The Zoo"

Does this mean we're allowed to discuss necrophilia?:eek:

(It should go without saying that I'm just kidding!:p )

[david uk]

The rough bar down the street from the coffee house. The only things prohibited are solicitiation, and discussion of beastiality or pedophilia.

-- descriptive text for "The Zoo"

Does this mean we're allowed to discuss necrophilia?:eek:

(It should go without saying that I'm just kidding!:p )

LOL Jack, I had been wondering something along those lines (but not necrophilia lol) :p :p

[Eva]

Heh... And here I am holding back so I don't shock anyone :confused:

Eva

[Darlene]

Heh... And here I am holding back so I don't shock anyone
:confused:

You know Eva, Heh, I am right there with you. :confused:

[Oak Kitten]

The rough bar down the street from the coffee house. The only things prohibited are solicitiation, and discussion of beastiality or pedophilia.

-- descriptive text for "The Zoo"

Does this mean we're allowed to discuss necrophilia?:eek:

(It should go without saying that I'm just kidding!:p )

PT,

Funny you should mention that, as last night I had the Alice Cooper song, "Cold Ethyl" running through my head:

One thing, I miss
Is cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met last night
Making love by the refrigerator light

Ethyl, Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms

You get the idea.

I don't know what put that little ditty in my head. We used to blast it in the dorm when I was in college for the shock value. . .

Oak

[Roady]

Of course I had to do a web search on the subject matter of your post Ponytail and came upon the story of Carl Tanzler, (http://www.answers.com/topic/carl-tanzler) who was a German radiologist at the United States Marine Hospital in Key West, Florida who developed a morbid obsession for a young, Cuban-American tuberculosis patient, Maria Elena Milagro "Helen" de Hoyos (1910–1931.......:eek:

[aabram]

Yikes!!!!! I'm scared!!!!!:D :eek:

[ponytail]

Me too! I really was just kidding, of corpse I was....:o

[Dee]

I wouldn't be caught dead discussing necrophilia.

[DaveM]

"What's wrong with gay necrophilia?" asked Tom in dead earnest.

"Cold Ethyl" has two meanings--as indeed do most of the songs on "Welcome To My Nightmare". The song refers to ethyl alcohol and the entire album is an allegorical account of one of Cooper's stints in rehab.

[aabram]

Me too! I really was just kidding, of corpse I was....:o

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

[Eva]

You're all so funny that you're killing me! :eek:
A deadly lot you are! :D

Eva

[Darlene]

Oh well, We all know that "Death Becomes Her" even if already cold!

I think I could have done without that thought!

RIP, Darlene

[Eva]

This thread is to die for, don't you think? :D

Eva

[ponytail]

Hmmmm. If Charlton Heston had died right after "Planet Of The Apes," and been immediately taxidermized....Nah! I still wouldn't do it!

[Darlene]

ROFLMAO, This thread is getting way to funny! But is it OK to enjoy?
Peace, not piece,
Darlene

[Roady]

Years ago a well known basset hound breeder had the skeleton of her basset on exhibit. Rather ghoolish if you ask me. I got hell for thinking is was funny.

Got to have a sense of humor when you're dealing with dead things. :p

[Oak Kitten]

Reminds me of the Frenchman who was pulled over and arrested for having the corpse of a woman in his car. When arraigned in court, he claimed she was his girlfriend and said in his defense; "Your honor, I didn't know she was dead - I thought she was British."

Ba DUM dum.

What do you want at 0430? I'm going back to bed.

Oak

[Eva]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!! That's funny Oak Kitten! (Sorry Brits)

Eva

[aabram]

UMMMMM....Right. :rolleyes: Sort of knew things were getting way too cosy around here :eek: :rolleyes:

[Dee]

Mummified body found in front of blaring TV (http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/usreport_death_television_dc)

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Police called to a Long Island man's house discovered the mummified remains of the resident, dead for more than a year, sitting in front of a blaring television set.

The 70-year-old Hampton Bays, New York, resident, identified as Vincenzo Ricardo, appeared to have died of natural causes. Police said on Saturday his body was discovered on Thursday when they were called to the house over a burst water pipe.

"You could see his face. He still had hair on his head," Newsday quoted morgue assistant Jeff Bacchus as saying. The home's low humidity had preserved the body.

Officials could not explain why the electricity had not been turned off, considering Ricardo had not been heard from since December 2005.

Neighbors said when they had not seen Ricardo, who was diabetic and had been blind for years, they assumed he was in the hospital or a long-term care facility.

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Probably watching American Idol. Zzzzz.

[Oak Kitten]

To be trapped in front of a blaring TV for more than a year - even when dead - is a particularly horrid version of hell.

Oak

[aabram]

I'm not actually sure I'm dead yet, and no one's likely to bump me off, but do I hear someone having a jolly good try????? :D :p

[Eva]

Ötzi the anchorman?

Eva

[aabram]

Eva, you NEVER know :D

[DaveM]

Might have been the TV that killed him....especially if it was daytime TV.

Why was a blind guy watching TV anyway?