ponytail
12-26-2006, 12:33 PM
So yesterday I fell asleep after a big Christmas meal, and I had this dream:
I'm standing in front of a nightclub set up cabaret-style, with people seated at tables. The place is packed. A karaoke machine is playing the background tracks to "My Sherona," and I'm singing it through a handheld microphone and dancing around. But a couple of things are wrong with this picture.
For one, I have a lit Menorah attached to the top of my head, and I'm singing "M-m-m-m-m-m-My Menorah!" For another, everyone in the audience has a pistol, and they're all tapping the gun-butts on their tables in time to the music. I'm feeling very anxious that A.) the guns -- all pointed in my direction -- will go off accidentally, or B.) the music will stop, like in musical chairs, and that will be the signal for them to all jump to their feet and shoot me.
I woke up, thoroughly unnerved, and told this dream to Dave, who burst out laughing. Then I realized it actually is pretty funny.
BTW, I was raised Catholic and am now a Unitarian. Been reading a lot about the Kabballah the last several months, though, and I sang a Hanukkah song at our Christmas concert (Stephen Schwartz's "We Are Lights.")
Anyone care to interpet my dream?
I'm standing in front of a nightclub set up cabaret-style, with people seated at tables. The place is packed. A karaoke machine is playing the background tracks to "My Sherona," and I'm singing it through a handheld microphone and dancing around. But a couple of things are wrong with this picture.
For one, I have a lit Menorah attached to the top of my head, and I'm singing "M-m-m-m-m-m-My Menorah!" For another, everyone in the audience has a pistol, and they're all tapping the gun-butts on their tables in time to the music. I'm feeling very anxious that A.) the guns -- all pointed in my direction -- will go off accidentally, or B.) the music will stop, like in musical chairs, and that will be the signal for them to all jump to their feet and shoot me.
I woke up, thoroughly unnerved, and told this dream to Dave, who burst out laughing. Then I realized it actually is pretty funny.
BTW, I was raised Catholic and am now a Unitarian. Been reading a lot about the Kabballah the last several months, though, and I sang a Hanukkah song at our Christmas concert (Stephen Schwartz's "We Are Lights.")
Anyone care to interpet my dream?