kiwi mike
12-23-2006, 06:45 PM
.......Christmas as well!!
My fried, Terry (from Missouri) sent me an email, to "Christmas Caols for the Psychologically Challeng!"
I'm sure, that you will all a lough.........
O.............and have a Happy Newyear!!!! (to Janisand Pat, and Songdragon, Jenny, olbat, Judy, Dee, Dar, chet, Agnes, margin, david uk, Marecia, Drummergal, ........and every one that I can't remember!
(Kia Ora My Friend, While I don't know how many of the original Carols you might recognize or heard sung I thought you might find them Funny?? Ah another stupid yank thinking all counties sing the same songs? not this Yank!! Who knows you may know someone that has one of these disorders? Aroha, Terry )
> > CHRISTMAS CAROLS for the Psychologically Challenged!
> >
> > 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
> >
> > 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
> >
> > 3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
> >
> > 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
> >
> > 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
> >
> > Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and
> > Fire Hydrants and ...
> >
> > 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
> >
> > 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an
> > Open Fire
> >
> > 8 . Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry,
> > I'm
> >
> > Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
> >
> > 9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
> >
> > Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
> > Bells, Jingle Bells ..
> > 10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't
> > Leave
> >
> > My House
> >
> > 11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My
> > House in My Slippers and Robe
> >
> > 12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So
> > I Burned Down the House
> >
> > 13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
> > While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.
My fried, Terry (from Missouri) sent me an email, to "Christmas Caols for the Psychologically Challeng!"
I'm sure, that you will all a lough.........
O.............and have a Happy Newyear!!!! (to Janisand Pat, and Songdragon, Jenny, olbat, Judy, Dee, Dar, chet, Agnes, margin, david uk, Marecia, Drummergal, ........and every one that I can't remember!
(Kia Ora My Friend, While I don't know how many of the original Carols you might recognize or heard sung I thought you might find them Funny?? Ah another stupid yank thinking all counties sing the same songs? not this Yank!! Who knows you may know someone that has one of these disorders? Aroha, Terry )
> > CHRISTMAS CAROLS for the Psychologically Challenged!
> >
> > 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
> >
> > 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
> >
> > 3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
> >
> > 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
> >
> > 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
> >
> > Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and
> > Fire Hydrants and ...
> >
> > 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
> >
> > 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an
> > Open Fire
> >
> > 8 . Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry,
> > I'm
> >
> > Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
> >
> > 9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
> >
> > Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
> > Bells, Jingle Bells ..
> > 10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't
> > Leave
> >
> > My House
> >
> > 11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My
> > House in My Slippers and Robe
> >
> > 12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So
> > I Burned Down the House
> >
> > 13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
> > While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.