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Dar
12-14-2006, 10:42 AM
hadn't seen this before.... :D

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
aabram
12-14-2006, 11:55 AM
Oh yes. Now, this is FUNNY :rolleyes: :D . I'm feeling abit demented tonight after all those envelopes and need cheering up! :)
ponytail
12-14-2006, 11:56 AM
I love it!:D
Dee
12-14-2006, 01:59 PM
We Three Kings Disoriented Are

Hilarious!

Thanks for the laughs, Dar.
Eva
12-14-2006, 06:36 PM
And what should we depressed people sing? :confused:

Eva
Oak Kitten
12-14-2006, 06:52 PM
That's a great list Dar, thanks for posting it!

Oak
Melba
12-14-2006, 09:08 PM
Number 6 is my personal favorite...LOL
SongDragon
12-14-2006, 09:16 PM
My favorite is five (Manic), but my sister's favorit was nine (Attention Deficit Disorder). Love it. I was "singing" them outloud to Carol this morning, and we were having a ball, though I think the Manic one and the Compulsive one almost killed whatever patience I have.

~Song
DaveM
12-14-2006, 11:43 PM
"Gloomy Sunday" is my favorite depressed song, but feel free to come up with one of your choice.

By the way, I think the "Manic" one sounds a bit like Dar.
AceOn6
12-15-2006, 06:45 AM
And what should we depressed people sing? :confused:

Eva

Perhaps it would be "I'll Have A Blue Christmas (With Or) Without You"
Eva
12-15-2006, 07:12 AM
LOL :D

I also tought about 'Silent night, lonely night'

Eva
aabram
12-16-2006, 07:02 AM
Blue Christmas - Elvis

In the bleak, bleak, bleak, bleak, bleak, bleak, bleak, bleak, bleak midwinter

Lonely this Christmas - Mud

How about these for depressed :rolleyes:

Loved 9 in the original post. I used to be a special needs assistant at school 4 or 5 years ago
hoops
12-16-2006, 02:27 PM
how about for depressed people
Deck the hall's with...ah hell who cares
Eva
12-16-2006, 08:30 PM
how about for depressed people
Deck the hall's with...ah hell who cares

LOL I think that one will do it for me :D

Eva
DaveM
12-17-2006, 12:45 AM
And for those with anger management issues: "Oh, Little Town Of Bethlehem" sung to Eric Burdon's arrangement of "The House Of The Rising Sun".