WESLEY (yet another parody)

[Dee]

With the recent resurgence of Oprah’s obsession with Gay men who marry, and Monday’s show “Wives Confess They Are Gay,” I decided it was time for one of these again.

WESLEY
based on
Jesse by Janis Ian

Wesley you homo your wife wants you dead
I regret, I guess I do too
You said you were single you said you were Gay
But you lied, now you’re fried
For busting my heart
And I’m throwing out your underwear
Armani suits, and all your shoes
Hey Wesley, you homo go home

Wesley, the places you shopped
Are calling your debts, and I am sending you
All the bills for the payments that you reneged on
Like the promising lies under romantic moons
And I’m throwing out your underwear
And your skin care, and all your shoes
Hey Wesley, you homo go home

Wesley, the sheets on the bed are burning in hell
I wish you were too
All the yellows and reds are the flames of your head
And I leave you to God he’ll be dealing with you
And I’m throwing out your underwear
Your Calvin Kleins, and all your shoes
Hey Wesley, you homo go home

* Dedicated to all they lying cheating Gay men I’ve ever met.

[david uk]

Dee this is another classic....

"all the yellows and reds are the flames of your head" LOL

:p :p

[aabram]

Nice one Dee...How are you, David???? :D

[ponytail]

I think I met this Wesley guy back when I was dating...

[david uk]

I think we have all met a Wesley at some time or other Ponytail lol

aabram I have a very heavey cold, otherwise fine....

[Oak Kitten]

Bravo, Dee!

Oak

[Dee]

I think I met this Wesley guy back when I was dating...

Could well be, Jack.

"Wesley"s come in all shapes and sizes and like the Grinch who stole Christmas, their hearts are two sizes too small.

I'm not an unreasonable person and I consider myself rather tolerant, but, if you know you're Gay and marry to hide the fact because you cannot accept that we are no longer living in the dark ages or haven’t got the gonads to stand up to discrimination, then I frown in your general direction. :(

If you only come to realise you’re Gay after you've wed, then for pity's sake, get honest with your spouse and separate or divorce before you go skulking around needlessly spreading pain and lying your way through life.

/end ramble

[aabram]

I think we have all met a Wesley at some time or other Ponytail lol

aabram I have a very heavey cold, otherwise fine....

Oh sorry to hear that, David. Just get the GARLIC into the veggie noodle soup and chill out on it as much as possible. We'll soon have you right. I call it my "Hill Jack Sew",(the rest of you talk amongst yourselves, just now) and I'm just about over mine..... through eating lots of garlic. Still on for the end of October, then?????