Annoying neighbor

[Gummi]

Here's an article i found in my friends blog.

A MAN who had a willy implant to cure impotence is rising to the occasion — whenever his neighbour opens his garage doors.

The remote control is on the same frequency as the electronic device in his groin.

The sufferer told a BBC Radio Merseyside phone-in it was causing endless embarrassment — but doctors cannot stop it because the implant op was done in Turkey.

He said: “Every time my neighbours park their 4×4 I get an erection. It’s embarrassing.”

When DJ Roger Phillips asked if he had seen a doctor he replied: “I had it done in Turkey, using equipment not known in this country.

“Every time his car pulls in, I can’t leave the house. It’s not funny.”

I would move to a new house.

[Eva]

Hahahahaha! :D Of course I mean... oh, the poor man...! *hmpffffffffheehee*

And I thought Dee had annoying neighbours!

Eva

[ponytail]

His significant other needs to steal that remote.:rolleyes:

[david uk]

His significant other needs to steal that remote.:rolleyes:

LOL Ponytail... then he'd be nothing more than a sex slave!

[Dee]

And I thought Dee had annoying neighbours!

No I never had that sort of problem with them Eva.

Gee, I hope that remote doesn't have a lock button! :eek:

[DaveM]

That really leaves the average "annoying neighbor" story in the dust, doesn't it. I really do think that fellow needs to get his hands on that remote. Much cheaper than Viagra, that's for sure.

Hmmm....do I like you or do I just have a remote control in my pocket?

[mixtymotions]

Please tell me this is an urban legend :eek:

[ponytail]

This reminds me of those commercials for Viagra and Cialis where they add as an afterthought, "...anyone experiencing Priapism, an erection lasting four hours or more, should contact a doctor immediately." If only I'd gone to medical school...

[DaveM]

Trazodone has been known to cause priapism as well--in about 3% of men who take it. Had the opposite effect on me, alas.

Now that I think about it, Viagra and Cialis don't caustion users against "driving and operating machinery" while using the products. Could it be that the elusive medication INTENDED to be used while operating machinery may have surfaced?

[hoops]

not being a man but being semi intelligent, so iu've been told, i wonder just exactly how long one has to wait before a continued erection is considered a bad thing? four hours seems awfully long to me.
peace
hoops

[Rkitko]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/07/19/hard_luck_story/

Seems like the report is true, at least. Though the caller, as The Register notes, could have been simply doing a prank (or crank) call.

[Dee]

This reminds me of those commercials for Viagra and Cialis where they add as an afterthought, "...anyone experiencing Priapism, an erection lasting four hours or more, should contact a doctor immediately." If only I'd gone to medical school...

Those commercials are a hoot PT, the guys dancing in the street, the gals waiting eagerly to open the front door when they get home.

They are now in my list of all-time classic crazy commercials, right up there with the singing and dancing around the kitchen housewives from the 70s Campbell soup commercials.

[ponytail]

four hours seems awfully long to me.

hoops

Long...ago and far away. Of course, when you're young enough to endure a "session" like that, you don't need Cialis or a magic remote anyway!