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Dee
08-09-2006, 05:01 PM
Nostradamus Syndrome

Symptoms include:

• consistent fears of impending doom
• tunnel vision
• cumulative knowledge of all things unknown and unknowable
• sense of humour deprivation

The only known remedy for Nostradamus Syndrome is to live here and now, and let tomorrow take care of itself.

Dar
08-09-2006, 07:40 PM
Or maybe it's just his round the clock CNN viewing.............

DaveM
08-09-2006, 11:41 PM
Certain religious sects seem to have a serious collective case of this syndrome. I wonder if a cropduster could be rigged to dust them with antipsychotics during Sunday services? Surely, a few accounts of speaking in tongues, hysterical seizures, and the other hallmarks of the more charismatic services should be enough to get any number of doctors to write prescriptions.

Dee
08-10-2006, 03:41 AM
Or maybe it's just his round the clock CNN viewing.............

Yes, I've heard that's one of the root causes Dar. ;)

Eva
08-10-2006, 07:54 AM
Speaking in tongues... Is that a language I can learn?

Eva

snakegrl
08-10-2006, 10:22 AM
Speaking in tongues... Is that a language I can learn?

Eva
Yes, it's Lesbianese:p

ponytail
08-10-2006, 12:07 PM
Good one, Snakegirl!:D

Eva
08-10-2006, 05:08 PM
Yes, it's Lesbianese:p

LOL Snackgirl!

Eva

snakegrl
08-10-2006, 06:08 PM
You know me, yack,yack,yack,all the time;)