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Nostradamus Syndrome
Symptoms include:
• consistent fears of impending doom
• tunnel vision
• cumulative knowledge of all things unknown and unknowable
• sense of humour deprivation
The only known remedy for Nostradamus Syndrome is to live here and now, and let tomorrow take care of itself.
Or maybe it's just his round the clock CNN viewing.............
DaveM
08-09-2006, 11:41 PM
Certain religious sects seem to have a serious collective case of this syndrome. I wonder if a cropduster could be rigged to dust them with antipsychotics during Sunday services? Surely, a few accounts of speaking in tongues, hysterical seizures, and the other hallmarks of the more charismatic services should be enough to get any number of doctors to write prescriptions.
Or maybe it's just his round the clock CNN viewing.............
Yes, I've heard that's one of the root causes Dar. ;)
Speaking in tongues... Is that a language I can learn?
Eva
snakegrl
08-10-2006, 10:22 AM
Speaking in tongues... Is that a language I can learn?
Eva
Yes, it's Lesbianese:p
ponytail
08-10-2006, 12:07 PM
Good one, Snakegirl!:D
Yes, it's Lesbianese:p
LOL Snackgirl!
Eva
snakegrl
08-10-2006, 06:08 PM
You know me, yack,yack,yack,all the time;)
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