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RedjackRyan
08-04-2006, 08:34 AM
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Wh y would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
Randy & Betty in Pa
08-04-2006, 09:03 AM
Redjack, Redjack, Redjack...

What a bunch of malarky... Yuckkkkkk stick with your day job of burning stroppenwouffles.....:eek:

Best to all

R. from Pa
RedjackRyan
08-04-2006, 09:37 AM
I don't write em, i just post em
Agnes
08-04-2006, 11:07 AM
Pfffffffffffffffffffffrt! :D I'll just send that along, thank you :D
gisli
08-04-2006, 12:03 PM
Louds of laughter....I´m gonna send that one along too.........and Randy! you have to remember stroppenwouffles are written stroffenwoupples........when ones mouth are full of them...or was it when you inhale?????:rolleyes:
ponytail
08-04-2006, 12:34 PM
He didn't think this through. A wife who can turn water into wine and multiply loaves and fishes could be very handy to have around....
gisli
08-04-2006, 01:06 PM
He didn't think this through. A wife who can turn water into wine and multiply loaves and fishes could be very handy to have around....

Okey. so I needed 2 min. to understand that one. Ponytail I just have to say it....I just love your brain.
Dar
08-04-2006, 01:09 PM
Hey sign me up for a wife who can turn water into wine. LOL
RedjackRyan
08-04-2006, 01:19 PM
Wine is fine, but liquor is quicker..


Indeed mr tail, you have a wonderfuly twisted brain.
ponytail
08-04-2006, 02:29 PM
Ah, Mr. Tail. When I was young and svelte, my partner used to called me that. Sigh...
ponytail
08-04-2006, 02:34 PM
Ponytail I just have to say it....I just love your brain.

Thanks, Gisli. :D
Eva
08-04-2006, 04:00 PM
stroppenwouffles are written stroffenwoupples
AAAAAAAAAARRGH!! :eek: :mad: :D Will you people NEVER learn to spell right?????????

I like the joke, Redjack... :D

Eva
ponytail
08-04-2006, 11:04 PM
I just asked this question on another thread, but what's a straponwaffle? (See other thread for correct spelling...)
DaveM
08-05-2006, 02:04 AM
Stroopwafels are the semi-official Rudie snack food. At least, Dar likes them one heck of a lot.
mixtymotions
08-05-2006, 03:06 AM
straponwaffle...oh lol...I'm handing this one over to Eva and gisli, lol :p
Eva
08-05-2006, 06:01 PM
This time I am not going to say anything *zips mouth shut*

Eva
gisli
08-05-2006, 06:49 PM
This time I am not going to say anything *zips mouth shut*

Eva

Eva!!! you are going to both shut and zip your mouth:eek: How on earth are you going to eat them strapemcakes.:)

Ps Your move Mixty.:rolleyes:
Eva
08-06-2006, 05:07 AM
*mumble mumble mumble*
*sticks needle of med drip in arm for daily portion of beloved food*

*Mumble*
hoops
08-06-2006, 10:13 AM
redjack that is an hysterical joke! i love it!
peace
hoops