Depressed? Over Worked? Job Suck? Unappreciated? Family Problems? Money Worries?

[Dee]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d149/danielmarkskelton/EMOTICONS/FUKITOL.jpg

[Amy in Vermont]

Where can I get a scrip?

LOL

[Eva]

Will it make me have better dreams?

Eva

[Dee]

Well one thing's for certain Eva, you won't care anymore if you don't.

[KarenSews2]

...what Amy said...

[hoops]

black market??? maybe ??

[DaveM]

I'd really like a lifetime supply. No doubt it would accompany my Doors and Pink Floyd albums beautifully. And if it doesn't help me sleep, I doubt it will bother me.

Eva--trazodone (Desyrel) produces some incredible dreams in many users. Technicolor and Dolby 7.1 sound, at that. They call this a side-effect, but to be 100% honest it's the only reason I keep taking the stuff.

[david uk]

I shall ask for some Fukitol when I see my Doc tomorrow :p

[AceOn6]

OMG, just saw this 10 minutes ago and we've already got about 20 copies of the ad in our offices. Thanks for the laff

[ponytail]

trazodone (Desyrel) produces some incredible dreams in many users. Technicolor and Dolby 7.1 sound, at that. They call this a side-effect, but to be 100% honest it's the only reason I keep taking the stuff.


So that's the culprit! In the "sweet dreams" thread I said I'd never considered whether my vivid dreams were a side effect of taking meds. I've been on trazadone (among other meds) for over a decade.

I learn so much on this site...:)

BTW, I love the name "Fulkitol." I love gag medication names that sound real, and gag surgical procedure names too. With apologies to our transgendered friends, a name for the female to male sex change operation -- an Addadictomy. My preferred name for Viagra -- Ramitin (or "Kaboing!," but that sounds more like a cleaning agent, not a medication!)

[RedjackRyan]

lol thanks Dee.. took the image, printed it out and fitted it onto a tylenol package and slipped it into my laptop case. During my last meeting i hit payoff, noticed someone rubbing their forehead as the speaker continued to drone on and on.. so i handed them the doctored bottle of fukitol.

definately broke the stress oif that meeting.. :D

[Eva]

My supervisor said I should put a pot with the Fukitol label in our room and fill it with M&M's. :D

Eva

[DaveM]

Ramitin sounds like a name for a compact SUV, or some sort of sports car. Chrysler might well be interested....

[Dee]

OMG, just saw this 10 minutes ago and we've already got about 20 copies of the ad in our offices. Thanks for the laff

Yes, there does seem to be a big need for such a miracle pill these days, doesn't there?

Jimmy has printed it out on a page and will enter it in one of his client's staff log books in the medication section. No doubt that will make their shifts a little lighter. ;)

[Gummi]

So is this little pill going to get you less work hours, better job, more appreciation from others, solve your family problems and give you money?
Wow that's one great pill, i wonder where i can get one.

[Melba]

I saw that and could not stop laughing.....thanks Dee. I could really us a script of this considering my latest work/income issues. I am sure I could handle the stress/depression better with this ;)

[Dee]

lol thanks Dee.. took the image, printed it out and fitted it onto a tylenol package and slipped it into my laptop case. During my last meeting i hit payoff, noticed someone rubbing their forehead as the speaker continued to drone on and on.. so i handed them the doctored bottle of fukitol.

definately broke the stress oif that meeting.. :D

That's hilarious, Redjack! I would love to have seen the expression on their face! LOL

[DaveM]

I'll take it! I don't care about price or whether it's covered by insurance. This stuff should be standard issue for the 21st century.

And it couldn't hurt to get some into the White House water supply either.

[hoops]

i think they are o-d-ing on it at the white house

[mixtymotions]

New Medications for Women Only . . . They are still awaiting FDA approval.

D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to two days.

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you
of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence and prevents conception.

D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ.

F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge
to flip off other drivers.

M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as,
"You make me want to be a better person, can we get naked now?"

B U Y A G R A
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration and credit limit of spending spree.

J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number.

A N T I - T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

N A G A M E N T
When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.