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Dee
06-25-2006, 12:30 PM
LAGUNA BEACH, Calif. (AP) - The driver was sober but the bird that crashed through the windshield of his car might have been flying under the influence.

A California brown pelican probably was intoxicated by a naturally occurring toxin found in algae blooms when she hit the car on the Pacific Coast Highway in Orange County on Thursday, wildlife officials said.

The driver was startled but not hurt. The pelican needed surgery for a broken foot and also had a gash on its pouch.

"She's hanging in there," said Lisa Birkle, assistant wildlife director at the Wetlands and Wildlife Care Center in Huntington Beach.

Though toxicology tests take several weeks, the odd bird behaviour was likely the result of poisoning from domoic acid, which has been found in the ocean in the area, Birkle said.

Pelicans have excellent eyesight and are unlikely to fly into cars when sober, Birkle said.

The centre has received 16 calls of strange bird behaviour in the last week and was holding three other birds found disoriented and wandering through yards and streets.

Domoic acid poisoning was the most likely cause of a 1961 invasion of thousands of frantic seabirds in northern California that inspired Alfred Hitchcock's film The Birds.

Those birds flew into buildings and pecked several humans.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/24062006/2/koddities-intoxicated-pelican-causes-car-accident-california.html

So the charge for that would be what, an FUI? ;) :p

Poor birdie.

ponytail
06-25-2006, 12:38 PM
I wonder, if they find some way of cleaning up the water, if the pelicans will get together under a pier somewhere and start bootlegging the stuff...:cool:

I always thought Hitchcock's movie was based on Daphne DeMaurier's short story "The Birds," which I read and found to not resemble the movie much at all. I'll have to read up on this 1961 incident.

Randy & Betty in Pa
06-26-2006, 07:41 AM
Ha!!!!

Farkles descendants live on!

Best to all

R. from Pa.

RedjackRyan
06-26-2006, 01:21 PM
As expected, this too is Randy's fault.

ponytail
06-26-2006, 02:10 PM
Randy spiked the water, eh? I can believe it!:rolleyes:

Since I'm new here, forigve what may be a dumb question, but who's Farkle? The name gives me images of a talking dog from old Ovaltine commercials, but I think that's FARFEL, right?

RedjackRyan
06-26-2006, 02:29 PM
A farkle is.. or was a gay parrot created by the fertile (and fertilizer based) mind of Randy Pa. Sadly the parrot was outed and subsequently unable to cope with the scrutiny either A) microwaved himself B) was fricasseed by Randy C) or was Microwaved by Eva.

THe correct answer is B, though the details change depending on who does the telling of the tale. Through some advanced genetic experimentation performed in the bilges of the ship 'Too many shoes' (Eva's first galleon) Farkle was reborn, better, stronger, faster than he was before at a cost of roughly $60.00 and a pair of high-top converse all-star sneakers.


Gee now, aren't you sorry you asked? :D

ponytail
06-26-2006, 03:10 PM
Mmmmm, okay. At least microwaved parrot sounds more appetizing than octopus! Perhaps there are married male parrots out there who are grateful he didn't talk...but you did say they brought him back, didn't you? I can just picture Randy and Eva in a lightning-illuminated laboratory screaming, "It's ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!":eek: